Tony Stark- So, you got a new haircut and a new axe that allows you to teleport from the edge of the universe and back?
Thor- That's how you were able to make the call to Thanos.
Tony Stark- Cool stuff. Would you mind giving me a lift to Earth? Even I can't make it through a million miles in space without dying first.
Thor- By the way, what's with you and Steve? I thought we were a team.
Tony Stark- Yeah, we've had a split. He went to the DC comic con festival.
Thor- What's that?
Tony Stark- DC, as in Washington DC. Earth-city. Never mind. Cut back to Thanos, you stabbed him with that thing?
Thor- Yeah, but he didn't die. I really should have aimed for the head.
Tony Stark- Lets go to that Shawarma joint near Stark towers. You know, the one where we went after Hulk thrashed Loki, just like the good old times? That reminds me, how's Banner?
Thor- Yeah, he made it. This isn't a success reunion, but might as well.
Nebula- I am coming too. I will kill Thanos and you need all the help you can get.
Tony Stark- Oh, meet the only survivor of my ragtag team, Nebula. I think we can make a star out of her yet, no?
Thor opens a portal and the 3 of them walk into it, vanishing from the planet Titan.
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Thanos hotline
Fanfiction"Welcome to the thanos hotline. We serve to eliminate imbalances from the universe and destroy or give life until we achieve perfection. Please state your query: if needed, it shall be transferred to and judged by the supreme overlord, mad titan and...
