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The Handsome Gnome And The Anonymous Criminal

The news about Jungkook and I backlashing at the lame excuse of a college principal spread like wildfire. It's been roughly 2 hours and I can't even mourn for myself properly without getting interrupted by people asking me to give my views.

I said what I said, I have no regrets and I'm sleepy. Get the fuck away from me, nasty paparazzi.

"You really went there." I groaned in annoyance at the voice. I knew who it was, I didn't even bother to look at the person whose voice it belonged to.

"Yes, I literally went there and I literally stepped in the fucking rabbit burrow, stop annoying me, Jimin."

I heard the sound of a chair getting dragged. I peeked up to see Jimin sitting on the first bench, facing me. His back was so exposed towards the teacher's desk that his ass was in danger of getting whooped and he wouldn't even come to know the culprit. It could be anyone because apparently everyone loves slapping his ass.

Either their kink or his kink, or maybe because he has a nice ass.

I was sad a few minutes ago, why am I talking about his booty now? Something's wrong with me.

"I know what happened in there, I won't bug you about it. But the real tea is, what scandalous items does she have in her lair?" He had a smug look on his face. Was this dude really expecting some interesting things to be in a principal's cabin? The most scandalous item would be Jungkook's results just because it's laugh worthy.

I sat straight on my seat, clearing my throat and scanning my mind through her office. He looked weirded out at my sudden gestures but he should be used to it because I'm his friend, it's me.

"She has a Burkina Faso flag hung up on the wall."

His face scrunched up as he tried to decipher what I just said, staring into the oblivion.

"What is Burkina Faso? Is it a food? Is it a cloth? Is it a place? How do you eat it? How do you wear it? How do you go there?"

"Burkina Faso is a country located in the West Africa. No, it's not a food. No, it's not a cloth. Yes, as I just said, it's a place. You can't eat it but I bet you can eat its delicious cuisine. You can't wear it. You go there by airplane, it takes more than a day so better prepare your ass to get sore."

"Did you just answer all of the questions?" He made a 'why am I friends with you?' face and rolled his eyes at me. You just asked me questions and now you're complaining about me answering them, what the fuck Jimin!

I nodded my head, "Yes, yes I did. If you don't like them, you can give me my answers back."

"I can't believe this is the same person who was done with life literally a few minutes ago." He retorted, laughing afterwards. I made him laugh, great achievement my dudes. "Well...."
He scratched the back of his head.

"Yes?"

"How much does it cost for a passenger to go to Burkina Faso from Seoul?"

"Google is your uncle now, mate." I answered, "Now go away and let me sleep."

"You're literally another Yoongi, who sleeps at school?"

"Your mum."

With that, he left. I thanked God and ducked my head down again, drifting off to sleep. I heard the clashing of chairs again. Irritated, I looked up to see a confused Jimin.

"Why uncle though, why can't Google be my best friend?"

"Nobody wants to be friends with a jamless but handsome gnome."

He passed me a fake offended look and walked away. I hope the coast is clear now. I sank into my seat, hoping that the teacher or Jimin wouldn't come. 5 more minutes until we can all go out if the teacher doesn't get their ass in this classroom.

Suddenly I heard a cough emerge from beside me, I opened my left eye to encounter the same Jimin who interrupted my power nap before.

"You called me a handsome gnome."

I pinched the bridge of nose, I wasn't ready for whatever he had to say. "Ye."

"And you said no one wants to be friends with a handsome gnome."

"Precisely."

"That statement is very contradictory. Why wouldn't anyone want to be friends with this handsome guy?" He tapped his chin and winked.

"Flaunting only suits Jin, now go away, shoo!"

"Why are you immune to my charms?" He walked away, a sad expression on his face. Poor Jimin, I'm not immune, I'm just cranky because I didn't get enough sleep. The fact that the principal threatened to talk to me in the office left me shooketh to the core and I couldn't sleep the whole night.

I value sleep more than company maybe that's why I never got into a relationship.

But a lover can't give me sleep so that's a win in my dictionary.

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"You didn't just talk back to the principal, N/N!" B/N gasped, drinking his chocolate milk. He should stop gasping while drinking, otherwise that's the only choke he's gonna experience, he ain't gonna get a lover like that.

"Too bad, I did. Fuck your mannerisms." I scoffed, smiling to myself. "That old hag needed to get some sense slapped into her."

He looked too disappointed to even argue with me so he continued eating. What a mood.

I shouldn't make this situation a meme.

"Oh by the way, sorry for walking to school without you."

"Yeah thanks for that," he remarked sardonically. B/N isn't the one to complain about things like these but the unintentional facial expression he makes can make anyone feel super guilty.

"I said sorry." I pouted. "Besides, I should be the angry one." He raised his eyebrow at my sentence.

"Y/N, I apologize for bugging you to tell me your decision so quickly and out of the blue, almost bringing you on the verge of death. But can you please get over it? You're making me feel more guiltier than the situation is worth feeling guilty for."

I blinked my eyes. Is he not aware of what he's done? "No! I'm not talking about that. I was wondering, why would you register my name to the club without even my consent?"

He choked on his milk. Yep, called it. His eyes looked like they could pop out of the sockets any second. Inhaling heavily, he rolled his eyes as if he were fixing them back to their original spot and stared at me, dumbfounded.

"I may have pushed you into participating but I wouldn't go that far to submit your name without asking you."

I'm shook. Who on earth put my name on the fucking list then? What kind of a creepy yandere bullshit crack is this?

"Please enlighten me, who did it then?"

He just shrugged, not even bothered. What was I even expecting, he's my blood, of course he's a let down like me.

I'll just have to stay like this until I find out who did it. Then I'm gonna blind them with my own camera's flash by constantly taking their photos.

I bet if it were Jin, he would feel blessed.

I sure hope it's not him because I don't have any other ideas on how to kill someone without making it seem like it's my fault.

I need sleep.

And I need my name off the list.