The Note
What did the note say?
The note that was attached with your gift that was given to you by the one and only Bob Ross.
No wait, Bob Ross gave you nothing. Oh, he sure did give you immense artistic and painting knowledge, importance of every little thing and how to beat the devil out of brushes. And some good and soothing voice to make you fall asleep, don't forget that!
Ignore that, I meant to say Namjoon. It wasn't a mistake, just a happy accident as Bob Ross would say.
He was a legend. Okay, carrying on with the note.
What did the note say?
Oh, I already said that? Right, I'll keep saying it then. I don't care what you think.
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What did you just say?
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What did she say?
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That's what she said.
No wait. No. Stop. This wasn't in the script. Okay, never mind.
I'll stop annoying you and actually put down what the note said.
Dear Y/N
I'm writing a letter on this piece of decorated paper to signify how much I appreciate your existence. It's funny how people find the most beautiful and charming medium to write on just because they want to impress someone... well, umm, I'm one of them.
That wasn't very smooth but do you know what is? This paper! Swipe your finger across this, trust me, you'll love the experience.
Right? Did you like it? This was partially the reason I got a fancy paper as well. Smoothness matters to me because I'm writing on it and smoothness matters to you because... well, does it? You can play with it, if you're bored. Or while you're reading this. Don't get a papercut though, the guilt will eat me alive.
I had to change my paper to write this because I know I'm writing a whole essay and you're worth every word that I'm writing so don't say or feel otherwise.
I'll make it short (he says as he writes a poem), I hope you like the gift. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from my family and Seokjin hyung too. I didn't want to mention him but I was threatened with a knife near my head. I'm writing this knife part while he's gone because he wants you to take a photo of him and I don't wanna get killed if he sees me trash talking about him.
Usually people would end this with a pick up line or something but you're too good for that, you know? You deserve so much more than just a cheesy and lame pick up line. (That's why I wrote a freaking essay)
I love you, I really do. It's difficult to say it in words that's why I use actions and they speak louder than words as well. I love your brother too but no homo. Just platonic love. Not you though, I love you romantically. What the hell has this letter become? I'll stop now.
- That guy who's taller than Jimin ;)
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Hello, don't you just love the internet? They can make everyone a meme, for an instance take the first English dictionary writer; Lil Pump.
Okay sorry, I meant Samuel Johnson (Pump is a close second). He's a meme because of that face, the pic is there.
His face made him even more greater than a level one can reach.
Maybe he was a harsh critic, don't cha think?
PS - Why is this chapter so peculiar? Maybe I'm stoned or on a sugar rush.
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