chapter - salvia

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The Texts

"Since you don't have a friend to pester you about how the date went, I'll gladly play the role of your typical best friend who ships the living hell out of you two."

B/N didn't even let me step inside the freaking house, he was spilling non sense while I stood in the doorway, tapping my foot in hopes of stepping inside and take a nap because I feel like a cookie monster.

"So, did you two kiss? Ooh, did you two perhaps had a make out— HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITHOUT ANSWERING M— STOP!" I glided past my annoying brother who was possibly even more ridiculous than those friends he was talking about.

"We baked cookies." I bounced on the comfy sofa, face flat on the cushions.

"That's... that's it?" His voice sounded more surprised at the fact that I didn't do something intimate.

What kind of a brother is he?

"No, Jin helped us." I grabbed the television remote and started playing around with it. "Since we're amateur in cooking and baking."

"Even he was there?!? That's not a date, that's a meet up!" He sighed, sitting on the sofa across mine.

"It wasn't supposed to be a date, I was setup by someone spontaneously without my consent." I stared at my brother who showed no sign of guilty or interest at my small talk.

He rolled his eyes, standing up and walking to the kitchen. "I can't be a cupid." Before I could amend, he was already gone.

"Don't even try." I turned back towards the flashing screen that displayed a whole new world in front of my eyes.

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I rubbed my forehead, getting angry at every second my phone buzzed. The toilet plunges were chatting in the group again, more like spamming because the guys have no chill.

Irritated, I finally decided to open up the messenger. Holy moly, 125 messages in 2 minutes? What the actual hell, and I thought I had no life.

This Group Is Controlled By Lifeless & Unemployed College Idiots

Jungcoca-Cola
Hit or miss?

Jungcoca-cola

Mime YoongsterBut that's

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Mime Yoongster
But that's...

Jinuary
Definitely hit with a cutting board!

Jungcoca-Cola
I guess they never miss, huh?

Taelor Kimft
Hoseok hyung can get hit even with a memerific face like that. Such goals 👏😗😍

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