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Chapter 66- Kitsune meets Crow!

'Normal thought...'

"Kyuubi/Bijuu speech..."

'Kyuubi communicating with Naruko inside her head...'

'Kyuubi's thoughts Naruko can't hear...'

"Normal speech..."

Jutsu name...

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Naruko walked cheerily after Jiraiya on their way to the first stop, in a city not too far away from Konoha. 'I wonder what offensive Jutsu Ero-Sennin is going to teach me... Do you know it, All-knowing greatest Bijuu?'

Kyuubi just sighed at that. 'How should I know?! And... can you please, PLEASE LET ME SLEEP FOR JUST A FRIGGIN BIT?!'

'Okay, okay, chill Kyuu. You really get angry when you can't get enough sleep, huh?' Naruko asked him cheerily and really, really loudly. Kyuubi just groaned at that and hid his head beneath his paws, so hoping he would get at least a bit sleep.

Naruko giggled at that. Jiraiya just looked at her weirdly as he heard her giggling all of the sudden. "What's so funny?"

Naruko smiled foxily at him. "Oh, nothing." She just said before giggling again.

Jiraiya narrowed his eyes at that suspiciously and began to sweat. 'I hope she isn't planning on pranking me... I heard stories about her pranks that make me dread my journey with her.'

"Anyway, Ero-Sennin..." Naruko suddenly asked him and so ripped him out of his thoughts. "What is this strong, offensive Jutsu you want to teach me?" She looked at him with bright, excited sky-blue eyes.

"Oi, who are you calling Ero-Sennin?! Don't you know what an amazing person I am?" Jiraiya asked her and began to make his weird pose. "Don't you know what an amazing person I am, known in the north, in the south, east and west! The Legendary Sannin's White Haired Toad Summoning Child! The Handsome Man that can silence a crying child! THAT'S ME, JIRAIIIIYA-SAMA!"

Naruko just looked at him with a deadpan expression at that. "... No, never heard of you before..."

Jiraiya began to blush at that in embarrassment of not having the awestruck effect on his goddaughter he thought he would have and his eyebrow began to twitch a slightly bit.

"And besides that..." Naruko deadpanned. "One: You aren't a toad-summoning child anymore, if I'm right, I am the toad-summoning child now. Two: There's no way someone would describe you as a handsome man, especially not a woman. Three: I can't imagine a child that would EVER stop crying because it saw you. I think every child would more likely start crying because of seeing your face."

Jiraiya gaped at her in shock at that, before his whole face turned red in embarrassment of being sassed out from a Thirteen-year old girl. "SHUT UP!" He shouted at her in embarrassment and turned sulkily around while grumbling out some whines.

'Bahahahaha! You're hilarious! Show it this old man!' Kyuubi roared loudly inside her head, no way of sleeping after laughing so hard at Naruko's sass.

'What do you mean, Kyuu?' Naruko asked him innocently. 'I just told him the truth.'

'Pfft... Yeah, you're right... Pfft... Bahahaha! Everything you said is true! Completely true! Pfft... I can never forget the pathetic face he made...! Bahahaha! It's too hilarious!' Kyuubi rolled laughing around on the ground in his cave, tears gathering in his eyes from laughing so hard.