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🌠🍋Escaped Prisoner - Kaminari

YALL SO THIS ISNT BAKUGOU BUT FUCK ME DENKI LOOKS SO FUCKING HOT IN THIS LIKE I WOULDNT MIND BEING ROUGHED UP BY HIM

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also this is gonna be ooc asf because I imagine prisoner!Kaminari to be a sexy, cocky, and egotistical ass mofo

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Maybe I can make this a mini-series with separate ones for Kirishima, Sero, and Bakugou? 👀👀

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This is going to be rough sex 😜

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"Breaking development! We just got word that a prisoner has broken out of the jail! Security guards said that he broke out sometime in the early morning, as when they did prisoner check, he was not in the line up. We have been told to advise you to watch your surroundings, lock your doors and windows, and don't go out past 11 o'clock at night unless you absolutely have to. He is said to have blonde hair, around 5'7", average build, and golden eyes..."

You shake your head at the 8am news. "This has been the first break out since I was little..." You sigh. You continue standing there as you watched the news in your living room.

"Shall I consider this an achievement then?" Someone said from behind you. You yelped as you quickly spun around to see who it was, but you relaxed when you saw who it really was.

"Goddamnit Denki! Stop scaring me like that you prick!" You yell as you shove his shoulder. "And how the hell did you get in here?!"

"I know you don't lock your back sliding doors. We've been dating so long, and I've been over your house plenty of times to know that about you." He smirked like he was proud of the fact that he managed to scare you.

"You asshole! You like seeing me like this?" You giggled.

"Yeah actually, seeing you get worked up because of me really boosts my already massively inflated ego." He laughed.

You playfully rolled your eyes at him before realizing he was sporting a typical orange prison jumper. You scrunched your brows together in confusion, looking from the prison jumper, to up to his smirking face, and then to the TV screen. "Denki Kaminari did you just break out of prison?!" You shouted when you put the pieces together.

"Maybe..." He shrugged with the most shit eating grin you have ever seen.

"So you have cops on your ass and you decide a good place to hideout would be my house?! You goddamn moron! You had like three months left of your sentence! Breaking out of prison could easily get you another year!"

"And who says they'll ever find me?" He scoffed at you with a smirk.

"Umm, I don't know, the fucking FBI?! Damnit Denki! How much of an idiot could you be?"

"If I really tried... A lot more." He looked very smug at the moment.

"You don't even need to try." You rolled your eyes as you tried walking past him.

"Do you want to know why I broke out of prison?" He seductively whispered into your ear as he grabbed your arm, preventing you from walking past him.