-15- dallon's mom club

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I'VE BEEN NOTICED BY PEOPLE ON THE WALKING DEAD I'M SHAKING OMG

the next day

hurlmeoffacliff: joe got a fucking noise complaint by his neighbor
hurlmeoffacliff: YET HIS NEIGHBOR IS A COLDPLAY FAN
trofro: am i moving in?
barakitty: BAHAHA
brennyboi: damn how loud was your music joe
hurlmeoffacliff: "Joe, 'Fix You' is an amazing song, but hearing it on repeat for the whole fucking night is too much.
Please turn your late night sad songs down. -Your Neighbor"
gayscarf: lmao
milkyway: yo yo yo
milkyway: look what i found
milkyway:

gee: omgstumped: Where'd you find that, Mikey?milkyway: joehurlmeoffacliff: wow joesweetwentz: wait waitsweetwentz: why the fuck was i cut out of ittrofro: oopsbrennyboi: how can i wake Ryan up??blueboiryan: shaving cream on his hand and tickle hi...

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gee: omg
stumped: Where'd you find that, Mikey?
milkyway: joe
hurlmeoffacliff: wow joe
sweetwentz: wait wait
sweetwentz: why the fuck was i cut out of it
trofro: oops
brennyboi: how can i wake Ryan up??
blueboiryan: shaving cream on his hand and tickle his nose or some shit
brennyboi: Ooo okay thanks Ryan
ryanross: that bitch.
brennyboi: oh. Shit
sweetwentz: you know what's great about this chat?
ryanross: it's either nothing or everything
sweetwentz: we all started out single,, except for josh & oli
sweetwentz: some of us asked each other out in person,
sweetwentz: others over text,
sweetwentz: or even in this group chat.
sweetwentz: now 2 of us (couples) are getting MARRIED
stumped: 💗
brennyboi: AWHHH
brennyboi: PETE'S BEING EMOTIONAL c:
tyjø: aww are you the few, the proud, and the emotional, Peteee?
jøsh: tyler, no
frnkiero: when you think about it tho, it's cool
m!ke: and 2 of us are still single
milkyway: lmao yeah
fish: the whole rest of the band is single
mattk: ;)
leemalia: Matt, no
oliveryikes: wait what
mattk: LEE & MAT ARE DATING
fish: what.
matdrums: fuck you
leemalia: what part of "secret" did you not understand, Matt??
mattk: sORRYY!
brennyboi: wait
brennyboi: can we count arin & dan?
oliveryikes: yeah
oliveryikes: like half of us weren't here when the chat was created
ryanross: true
brennyboi: well,, then one of us maybe a divorce..?
awstenknight: wait really??
gayscarf: yeah
gayscarf: dan texted me yesterday
gayscarf: he said we could add him back in sooo

gayscarf added dannysexbang to the chat!

brennyboi: can we talk about the arin situation & who you're dating??
dannysexbang: well alright
dannysexbang: so Arin's going through a divorce with Suzy,, but it's mutual
dannysexbang: and I broke up with the douche I was dating
k3llin: soooo Arin is okay?
dannysexbang: yeah he's fine. better than I thought he would be
gayscarf: should we add him back in...?
dannysexbang: yeah. maybe not talk about though?
gayscarf: oki

gayscarf added arinhanson to the chat!

arinhanson: yeet skeet howdy 🤠
ryanross: o h
tree: i JUST MADE DOZENS OF COOKIES I FEEL LIKE A MOM BAKING FOR A SCHOOL BAKERY
brennyboi: i'LL COME OVER WITH MY SPARKLING APPLE CIDER
trofro: *sparkling flavored water jeez Brendon,, don't you know how to mom?
brennyboi: JEEZ SORRY PATRICIA
tree: Sue & Patricia stop fighting please
tree: I need you guys to come over for book club
barakitty: I should be invited
brennyboi: Sally..
brennyboi: You know what happened last time.
trofro: You can't bring your kid again!
barakitty: iT'S NOT MY FAULT MY JOSHY IS AN ILLITERATE BITCH
oliveryikes: hey
oliveryikes: don't say that about my baby
barakitty: He's technically my kid now, Oliver
joshyxx: wtf
tree: exclusive single mom's club
tree: Maximum of 4 moms (not including me),, we need 1 more mom
tree: Sue, Sally, & Patricia are in
arinhanson: My name's Betsy I'd like to join
dannysexbang: ohmygod arin
tree: alright then! my house at 4pm,, arin I'll send you my address. bring your favorite book for book discussion!
ryanross: dallon you're such a mom omg
tree: it's Diane thank you very much
tree: and yes,, I try
brennyboi: I'm on my way
tree: alright Sue
trofro: I might have to make it by 4:15,, my kid is being a real bitch
jøsh: biiiitch
arinhanson: tell your son to stop using foul language, Patricia!
trofro: it's hard to stop him at this point, Betsy.
barakitty: Betsy don't you cuss all the time in front of your kids??
arinhanson: well eexxxcuuuuuseeeee meeeee Ms. Perfect,, I'll have you know my kids don't cuss.
tyjø: fuck
barakitty: yep,, don't cuss at all..
tree: momssss
tree: stop arguing
tree: i'll see y'all at my house
arinhanson: alright then

tree & arinhanson left the chat!

trofro: b i t c h

trofro, barakitty & brennyboi left the chat!

himetime: how the fuck do i keep missing these conversations

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