just a gay texting au. enjoy
characters&pairings are listed in the first part of the book!
highest ranks:
#1 in fransykes
#1 in oliversykes
#1 in joshfranceschi
#1 in cashby
#1 in alltimelow
#1 in perrciado
#1 in perrentes
#1 in gaytexting
#1 in ofm...
I'VE BEEN NOTICED BY PEOPLE ON THE WALKING DEAD I'M SHAKING OMG
the next day
hurlmeoffacliff: joe got a fucking noise complaint by his neighbor hurlmeoffacliff: YET HIS NEIGHBOR IS A COLDPLAY FAN trofro: am i moving in? barakitty: BAHAHA brennyboi: damn how loud was your music joe hurlmeoffacliff: "Joe, 'Fix You' is an amazing song, but hearing it on repeat for the whole fucking night is too much. Please turn your late night sad songs down. -Your Neighbor" gayscarf: lmao milkyway: yo yo yo milkyway: look what i found milkyway:
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gee: omg stumped: Where'd you find that, Mikey? milkyway: joe hurlmeoffacliff: wow joe sweetwentz: wait wait sweetwentz: why the fuck was i cut out of it trofro: oops brennyboi: how can i wake Ryan up?? blueboiryan: shaving cream on his hand and tickle his nose or some shit brennyboi: Ooo okay thanks Ryan ryanross: that bitch. brennyboi: oh. Shit sweetwentz: you know what's great about this chat? ryanross: it's either nothing or everything sweetwentz: we all started out single,, except for josh & oli sweetwentz: some of us asked each other out in person, sweetwentz: others over text, sweetwentz: or even in this group chat. sweetwentz: now 2 of us (couples) are getting MARRIED stumped: 💗 brennyboi: AWHHH brennyboi: PETE'S BEING EMOTIONAL c: tyjø: aww are you the few, the proud, and the emotional, Peteee? jøsh: tyler, no frnkiero: when you think about it tho, it's cool m!ke: and 2 of us are still single milkyway: lmao yeah fish: the whole rest of the band is single mattk: ;) leemalia: Matt, no oliveryikes: wait what mattk: LEE & MAT ARE DATING fish: what. matdrums: fuck you leemalia: what part of "secret" did you not understand, Matt?? mattk: sORRYY! brennyboi: wait brennyboi: can we count arin & dan? oliveryikes: yeah oliveryikes: like half of us weren't here when the chat was created ryanross: true brennyboi: well,, then one of us maybe a divorce..? awstenknight: wait really?? gayscarf: yeah gayscarf: dan texted me yesterday gayscarf: he said we could add him back in sooo
gayscarf added dannysexbang to the chat!
brennyboi: can we talk about the arin situation & who you're dating?? dannysexbang: well alright dannysexbang: so Arin's going through a divorce with Suzy,, but it's mutual dannysexbang: and I broke up with the douche I was dating k3llin: soooo Arin is okay? dannysexbang: yeah he's fine. better than I thought he would be gayscarf: should we add him back in...? dannysexbang: yeah. maybe not talk about though? gayscarf: oki
gayscarf added arinhanson to the chat!
arinhanson: yeet skeet howdy 🤠 ryanross: o h tree: i JUST MADE DOZENS OF COOKIES I FEEL LIKE A MOM BAKING FOR A SCHOOL BAKERY brennyboi: i'LL COME OVER WITH MY SPARKLING APPLE CIDER trofro: *sparkling flavored water jeez Brendon,, don't you know how to mom? brennyboi: JEEZ SORRY PATRICIA tree: Sue & Patricia stop fighting please tree: I need you guys to come over for book club barakitty: I should be invited brennyboi: Sally.. brennyboi: You know what happened last time. trofro: You can't bring your kid again! barakitty: iT'S NOT MY FAULT MY JOSHY IS AN ILLITERATE BITCH oliveryikes: hey oliveryikes: don't say that about my baby barakitty: He's technically my kid now, Oliver joshyxx: wtf tree: exclusive single mom's club tree: Maximum of 4 moms (not including me),, we need 1 more mom tree: Sue, Sally, & Patricia are in arinhanson: My name's Betsy I'd like to join dannysexbang: ohmygod arin tree: alright then! my house at 4pm,, arin I'll send you my address. bring your favorite book for book discussion! ryanross: dallon you're such a mom omg tree: it's Diane thank you very much tree: and yes,, I try brennyboi: I'm on my way tree: alright Sue trofro: I might have to make it by 4:15,, my kid is being a real bitch jøsh: biiiitch arinhanson: tell your son to stop using foul language, Patricia! trofro: it's hard to stop him at this point, Betsy. barakitty: Betsy don't you cuss all the time in front of your kids?? arinhanson: well eexxxcuuuuuseeeee meeeee Ms. Perfect,, I'll have you know my kids don't cuss. tyjø: fuck barakitty: yep,, don't cuss at all.. tree: momssss tree: stop arguing tree: i'll see y'all at my house arinhanson: alright then
tree & arinhanson left the chat!
trofro: b i t c h
trofro, barakitty & brennyboi left the chat!
himetime: how the fuck do i keep missing these conversations