'You should have seen this shed mate, I've never seen so much shit crammed in to one place in all my life. There was more stuff in there than in Ronald's shed'.
'Sounds like they're living the dream' said Andy.
Ned scooped up a handful of water and let it dribble out on to the nose of his surfboard 'You got everything packed?'
'Pretty much. I'm travelling light, just taking a backpack'.
'Yeah, I think I'll do the same. Is your old man still sweet to drive us all to the airport?'
'He was last time I spoke to him' Andy replied as he lay forward on his board to paddle closer to the point.
Ned paddled alongside 'so Chrissy got done for gross misconduct?'
'Yeah' Andy giggled in reply, 'very gross'.
'He told me he's got all our trip itinerary sorted. Hope he doesn't lead us up shit creek'.
'We'll be alright' said Andy confidently.
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General FictionNed wants to make something of his life, he's just not sure what that something is. He's watched his father rot in front of the television for as long as he can remember and he's afraid he'll end up doing the same. That's what the little town of Bun...
