Baby 2: Coming Soon《Nate Maloley》

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"here, honey." gen offers mia a glass of wine. "no, thanks." she responds quickly before i have a chance to speak. "since when do you turn down alcohol?" nora asks sceptically. "she doesn't like drinking when the kids are around." rachel covers smoothly. "nathan." i look at my mother-in-law and she gives me a look that says 'i call bullshit.' "ma, it's nothing. really." i assure her, because she trusts me not to lie to her. i don't make it a habit to. "alright, i'll take your word for it." she then gives me a serious look, "but if i find out that you just lied to me, i'm gonna punch you in that pretty face my daughter loves so much." "do not assault my husband, mom." "i said if i found out he just lied to me. you, my beautiful little girl, just snitched on your husband. so, what is it? why are you four lying to me?" she asks tentatively, looking from mia, to me, to sam, then rachel, and back to mia. "i didn't lie, ma. it was all them." sam gestures to rachel, mia, and i. "snitch." mia mumbles under her breath. "what is it that you're lying about?" she asks. "aren't we entitled to keep secrets? it's called spousal privilege." mia replies simply. "yeah, well, rachel isn't married to either of you and she obviously knows." "it's not my secret to tell though." rachel states. "also we aren't in a courtroom." tyler adds. "fine, don't tell me." she shrugs. "i'm gonna head to the hotel, turn in early." "i told you that you and nora can stay with me, mom." tyler tells her. "i know. and i told you i didn't want to do that." "well, do you need a ride?" he asks. "no, i'm fine, honey. come on, nora." they give everyone a hug and eventually make their way out of the house. "okayyyyy, they're gone. tell me what the secret is." tyler demands. "we agreed to tell everyone at once-" "your sister's pregnant." "nate!" mia shouts, turning to face me. "i thought we agreed we were going to wait to tell everyone together tomorrow." "i'm sorry, baby." i apologize. "i couldn't help it." "wait, so i'm gonna be an uncle?" tyler smiles. "um, hello! i have 3 kids right here that know you as uncle tyler." sam lets out. "yeah, but their baby is my biological niece or nephew." "i'm calling it now, we're going to have a girl and i'm gonna have to kill the little fuckers that break her heart." mia raises an eyebrow, "how do you know it's a girl?" "i had a dream last night that we had a baby girl." "and i had a dream that we're having twins, that doesn't mean we will." "okay, maloley, don't give me that little attitude." i warn. "i do what i want, maloley." she shoots back in a joking manner. "you are so lucky i can't be rough with your ass or you'd be up against that wall right now." "that's the opposite of lucky." she frowns. "okay, brother standing right here. i don't want to hear this." tyler gestures between us. "you get used to it." rachel shrugs. "the night i moved in, they had sex in the kitchen and then again in the studio." sam adds. "i don't want to hear that!" he shouts, covering his ears. "oh, grow up." mia rolls her eyes. "you know how babies are made, tyler." "yeah but ion wanna think about you two making one. that's just disturbing." "what's disturbing is the fact that sam offered to get your sister pregnant." i tell him. "or sell one of the kids to us." mia adds. "seriously, sam?" rachel looks at him and he shakes his head, "i was only joking." mia smacks him on the back of his head, "lie again." "okay, look, that was before i got close to them." he defends. "speaking of which," i look around the living room, "where are they?" "don't tell me you lost your kids, bro." tyler laughs at sam. "samuel wilkinson!" rachel shouts. "i'm right here why are you yelling??" we all turn to sam and he groans, "why are you guys looking at me like that??" "because you should know she was calling sammy, not you." mia replies before shaking her head. "i knew that, i was just messing with you guys." "sure you were." i laugh as i walk out of the room, "i'm gonna go find the kids." i walk down the hall, opening all the doors and checking the rooms when i notice that mine and mia's door is wide open. "baby!" i shout. "yeah?" she calls back. "did you leave our bedroom door open?" "no." she shakes her head as she walks over to me. "addison may!" "i in trouble?" she pouts as she slowly walks out of our room. "no but don't disappear like that again." she nods and runs off back to the living room while i walk into the room to get sammy and landon. "what are you guys doing?" i walk over to them and see that they've decided to put mia's makeup all over each other. i let out a loud laugh and yell, "guys, come in here!" they all mumble various things as they walk down the hall. "what is it?" mia asks, looking directly at me once she's standing next to me and i nod at the kids. "what?" she looks over at them and her eyes widen in shock, "nate why didn't you stop them??" "i thought it was cute and funny." i shrug. "it is." rachel agrees with a small laugh. "my sons have makeup on! that's not cute!" sam lets out. "you act like it's on their faces, chill out." tyler shakes his head and sam just rolls his eyes in response. "alright boys, let's get you in the bath." rachel and mia grab the boys and bring them into the ensuite bathroom, i turn to sam and shake my head in a disapproving manner. "what?" he asks in confusion. "you didn't think the boys were cute playing with mia's make up. they're babies."