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Percy Jackson Oneshots

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Just a bunch of Percy Jackson stuff. Mostly things I imagine Percy can do or learns. Lol I'm an average writer but I'm trying to improve. There's a lot of ooc-ness. Or out of character-ness. Enjoy! **I DON'T OWN PERCY JACKSON OR ANYTHING ELSE!!!**

#angst #angstwithhappyending #annabeth #bipercy #camphalfblood #fluff #gayness #grover #half-bloods #isanyonestraight #nico #oneshots #oocness #percy #percyjackson #secrets #stuff #thecharactersarealmostnothinglikethebooks #things #yas

Chapter 23: Incorrect quotes

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by Craftyninja011

by Craftyninja011

Nico: I'm a grown man now.

Percy: You're a baby in a leather jacket, it's not that deep.

Rachel: I have 7 empty notebooks and no idea what to put in them, any suggestions?

Leo: Put spaghetti in them

Rachel: I am taking suggestions from anyone, except you

Travis: Put spaghetti in them

Rachel: I'm taking suggestions from anyone, except from the two of you

Connor: Put spaghetti in them

Rachel: I am no longer taking suggestions

Jason: Is that a hickey?

Nico, covering his neck immediately: What? No! It's just a... mosquito bite!

Will, waking in: Hey guys

Jason: Hello mosquito

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Hades: Do you ever think we should go to family counseling?

Poseidon: Sometimes

Zeus: No

Hera: I don't know

Ares: Hmmm

Hestia: My therapist says you all sound like a band of demons.

Nico: You can say "Have a nice day!" and it's no problem

Nico: But you can't say "Enjoy the next 24 hours" and not sound vaguely threatening

The ones that aren't pictures I had to write myself cause no way in heck was u about to go search the Internet for all of that.

Hope you enjoyed

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