Anti: What is that obnoxious glowing orb in the the sky?
Jack/Dark: That would be the moon.
Anti: I'm going to fight it!
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Bing, trying to sound threatening: DO YOU WANNA DIE?
Chase, quietly: Yeah..
Bing: ...
Bing: Bro, we talked about this.
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Dark/Mark: What are your three best qualities?
Wilford: I'm bi, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends so much.
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Google: Man, time really flies when you have 348,828,820 updates a day.
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Jack: Welcome to the Septic House!
Any New Ego: There's a person standing on your table.
Jack: That's Jameson Jackson, he likes to feel tall sometimes.
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Dr. Schneeps, about The Host: Go tell him he's cute. Vhat's zhe vorst zhat could happen?
Dr. Iplier: He could hear me.
Anti, stop.
~Gillian.
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The YouTube Egos: Incorrect Quotes
De TodoJust some fun quotes with the egos. There will be sensitive language, and ships.
