The YouTube Egos: Incorrect Quotes

Thirteen

Wilford: Oh, honey, no. I love you to much to let you humiliate yourself this way.
Anti: Bitch please, you don't think I can beat you at Mario-Kart?
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Dark: I'm Wilford's emergency contact.
Dr. Iplier: So, you're here to pick him up?
Dark: I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.
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Natemare: Welcome to my show, it's called "If You Sing Along, I'll Fvcking Kill You."
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Dark: I've decided to trust you.
Wilford: A horrible idea, really.
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Dark, stuck in a hole: Tie them together, Anti! Can you take a knot?
Anti: I cannot.
Dark: Oh, so you can knot?
Anti: No, I cannot not.
Dark: Not knot?
Wilford, also stuck in a hole: Who's there?
Dark, angry: Wilford!!
Wilford: Wilford who?
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Logan: We should've prayed to the ancestors for luck!
Virgil: How lucky can they be? They're dead!
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Dr. Iplier: I can't come in today,
Dr. Iplier: stress is has for the baby.
Dr. Schneeps: Vhat baby?
Dr. Iplier: Me.

~Gillian.