Seventeen

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by fuckinpinkfairies

by fuckinpinkfairies

Anti: Okay, I know we've made a slight mistake-
Wilford: Whatever you're gonna say, save it for ten seconds.
Anti: Why? What happens in ten seconds?
Wilford: Just hang in for another five seconds?
Anti: What happens in five seconds??
Dark, breaking the door down, aura big: WHAT WERE YOU TWO FVCKING THINKING?!
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Wilford: My job here is to look hot and I'm doing my job flawlessly.
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Phantom: Have you seen my phone?
Natemare: I hid it.
Phantom:
Natemare: I'll give you a hint.
Natemare: It's where you where a couple days ago.
Phantom: If it's in the closet I swear-
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Virgil: You wanna see how badass I am?
Virgil: *punches wall*
Virgil: ... Can someone take me to the hospital?
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Dark: I am this close to loving Anti and Wilford.
Silver Sheppard: Dark, you're fingers are touching.
Dark: Exactly.
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Anti: One universe, nine planets, seven seas, seven continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.I
Dark: There are eight planets, you uncultured swine.
Anti: VIVA LA PLUTO FVCK YOU!
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Phantom: Ugh, my knees are so sore-
Virgil: The next words that come out of your mouth better be "because I was praying all night" or else I'm going to scream.
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Chase: Since it's impossible to know which part of my life is the middle so I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.
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Dr. Schneeps: How can you say when there's a dead guy next to you?
Dr. Iplier: What, is it rude? Am I supposed to share?

~Gillian.