Camera Jim: Yeah, no, I'm totally fine. I don't cry anymore.
Wilford: Just yesterday you were crying about snakes.
Camera Jim, tearing up: They don't have any arms!I
~Anti: Relaxing makes me nervous. It makes me feel like I'm missing something.
~Dark: Show the haters how It's done by hating yourself the most!
~The Host: The Host has been thinking about his past recently, it is making him sad.
Dr. Iplier: Hold on, I've got these things to give you a boost, let me just-
The Host: Dr. Iplier is hugging The Host...
Dr. Iplier: Is it working?
The Host: ... The Host says yes.
~Dark/Some Other Ego: Since when is babysitting the egos my job-
Dark/SOE:
Dark/SOE: Oh my god. That's exactly what I do.
~Jack: Strength is forgiving someone, even when they're not sorry.
Anti: ... Right, not to be dramatic or anything,
Anti: but I would literally rather die.
~Bing: Who are you?
Google, while slowly bringing out the other three Googles: I'm- *glitches* We're the better version of what you never were.
~The Host: Stressed.
Chase: Depressed.
Wilford: Blessed.
Anti: Possessed.
Dark: Obsessed.
Phantom: Impressed.
Bing: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...
Bing: What? I thought we were rhyming words!
~Dr. Iplier: I failed my training course today.
Dr. Schneeps: Vhat happened?
Dr. Iplier: Well, one of the questions was 'In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?'
Dr. Schneeps: And???
Dr. Iplier: 'Fvcking large ones' wasn't the right answer.A lot of Incorrect Quotessssss-
~Gillian.
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The YouTube Egos: Incorrect Quotes
RandomJust some fun quotes with the egos. There will be sensitive language, and ships.