The YouTube Egos: Incorrect Quotes

Nineteen

Nate: Why are your tongues purple?
Natemare: I had a blue slurpee.
Phantom: I had a red one.
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Dr. Iplier: Can you pass the salt?
Dr. Schneeps: Can you pass medical school?
Dr. Iplier:
Dr. Iplier: Too much salt.
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Microphone Jim: Are we in trouble?
Dark: Guess.
Camera Jim: No?
Dark: Guess again.
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Wilford: I'm such an idiot. *looks over at Dark*
Dark: If you're waiting for me to disagree, it's gonna be a long night.
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Dark: I hate you, leave me alone.
Anti: I'm trying! Let go of my arm!
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Dr. Iplier: If I were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together.
Host: Aw.
Anti, quickly turning to Dark: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe-
Dark:
Dark: Thanks?
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Patton/Roman: I have an idea, but I'm going to need your permission.
Thomas: Okay, why?
Patton/Roman: Because if I need it up, I don't want it to just be my fault.
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Mark: I slept for like, nine hours, what'd I miss?
Wilford: This dick.
Mark: Okay, so nothing big-
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Ed Edgar: Is this about me?
Bim Trimmer: No?
Ed Edgar: Then I've lost interest.

Do I update this to much?
~Gillian.