The YouTube Egos: Incorrect Quotes

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Silver Sheppard, banging on a door: Doc! Come out!
Dr. Iplier: I-I'm Demisexual.
SS: Not what I meant, but I still support you!
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Dark: How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not gay!
Mark: *points at Wilford and Anti*
Dark: Well, you got me there.
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Judge: How do you plead?
Wilford: *looks back at Dark*
Dark, mouthing: Not guilty.
Wilford: Hot milky?
Dark: *slams his fist onto the table* Just lock him up.
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Logan: In times of trouble, I think "What would Patton do?"
Logan: And then I do the exact opposite.
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Anti: You're giving me a sticker?
Wilford: Not just any sticker, this one has a cat saying "me-wow!"
Anti: I'm not a child.
Wilford, shrugging: Fine, I'll take it back.
Anti: I earned this, fvck off.
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Dark, about Wilford: Wow, what a piece of shit.
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Ed Edgar, about Wilford: Wow, what a piece of shit.
Dark: Take that back and fvcking fight me.
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Ed Edgar: I suppose you're here to tell me that if I hurt Host, you'll make me regret it?
Dr. Iplier: Oh please, if you hurt Host, Host will make you regret it.
Dr. Iplier: I'm just here to tell you I'll gladly watch him tear you to pieces with a monster he summoned through his narration.
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Dark: Wil, you're in charge while I'm away.
Wilford: Alright, I'm your man!
Dark: Don't do anything stupid.
Wilford: Okay, I'm kinda your man.
Dark: And keep the others out of trouble.
Wilford: You need another man.

~Gillian.