The YouTube Egos: Incorrect Quotes

Twenty

Wilford: Hey, we look like a couple in this photo!
Dark: Yeah, a couple of Egos.
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Phantom: Hey, where do you wanna go to for dinner tonight?
Natemare, winking: In between your legs.
Phantom: Bitch, this isn't tumblr, I'm hungry.
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Dark, to Anti: Aww, you're almost tall enough to be taken seriously.
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Ed Edgar, a Straight™: Can you guys stop talking about your sexuality for one second?
Dr. Iplier and Host: ...
Host, turning to Dr. Iplier: Anygay-
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Yandereplier: I'm a trans girl,
Wilford: Okay, but you still have a man's body.
Yan: You're right. We should probably bury this dead guy instead of talking about gender.
Wilford: Okay!
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Chase: Why are we on the ground?
Bing: Well, you got your ass knocked unconscious so I lied down next to you so people would think we were chillin'.
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*sees someone do something stupid*
Anti: What an idiot.
Dark: Yeah,
*sees that it's Wilford*
Dark and Anti: That's our idiot!
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Chase: So I got into Brighton today, and as soon as I stepped off the plane here, the air hit my eyes, and they would not stop watering.
Chase: So I went to the doctor. I thought it was gonna be allergies.
Chase: BUT PLOT TWIST.
Chase: Depression.

~Gillian.