The YouTube Egos: Incorrect Quotes

Twelve

Jack: Wanna play twister?
Anti: Sure, I've never played!
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Chase, who's wearing red shorts: Left foot red.
Anti: *kicks Chase's lower area* Did I win?!
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Logan to Patton or Virgil: So far today,
Logan: And it's not even two in the afternoon yet,
Logan: You have cried 43 times.
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Dark/Mark: Did you eat all of the powdered doughnuts?
Wilford, with his mouth full of food: No,
Dark/Mark: Then what's that one your pants?
Wilford, panicking: Cocaine-
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Dark: Wilford! I am going to kill you!
Wilford: I assume I deserve this, but can you explain to me why you are going to kill me this time?
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Wilford: I'm bitter and complicated. It's one of my charms.
Dark: I don't think you know what that means.
Dark: Or how to count.
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Anti: I have a solution.
Dr. Schneeps: Thank goodness.
Anti: It involves fire.
Dr. Schneeps: Absolutely not.
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Natemare: On a scale of one to ten, how bad do you think it would be if-
Phantom: I'd say twenty.
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Dark, about Anti and Wilford: I don't give a damn.
Mark: You give so many damns, they're visible from SPACE.
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-After Anti possessed Jack that one time-
Dr. Schneeps: You died!
Jack: Yeahhhh, it didn't stick.

~Gillian.