The YouTube Egos: Incorrect Quotes

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Jack: There will come a time when you'll have to do the right thing.
Anti: Oh, I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by.
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Jackie-Boy Man: If your house was on fire and there was only one thing you could take, what would it be?
Chase: A nap.
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Phantom: I'm doomed!
Natemare: Well, at least you've lived a good life.
Phantom: I'm only a couple months old, Ego-wise!
Natemare: I said good, not long.
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Dr. Schneeps: Hey, Host! That trenchcoat looks good on you!
Host: The Host is confused, but thanks Dr. Schneeplestein anyway.
Dr. Schneeps: I bet it would look even better on the floor of Edward's room.
Dr. Iplier: Did you just hit on him for me..?
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Dark: You'd do that for me?
Wilford/Anti: I'd do lots of things to you.
Dark: ... For me.
Wilford/Anti: That too.
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Anti: Hey, wanna bang?
Anti: *hang. Stupid autocorrect.
Dark: This is a verbal conversation.
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Virgil: Every talk I have with you people is getting more and more absurd.
Roman: You say "you people" like you're not part of the family. Well, I've got new for you, Virgil. You're already on the Christmas card.
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Dark: Hey Google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Googliplier: The best revenge is letting go and living well.
Dark:
Dark: Hey Bing, how do I-

~Gillian.