The YouTube Egos: Incorrect Quotes

Twenty-Six

Dark: Hey, I bought your soul last month and-
Chase: No returns.
Dark: Please, it's making me sad.
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Natemare: I hate nature. It's dirty. It's unhygienic. And what's that smell?
Phantom: That would be grass.
Natemare: Fvcking disgusting.
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Anti: Chase is like clouds!
Jack: Explain.
Anti: When he disappears, it's a beautiful day!
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Wilford: *sneezes*
Bim Trimmer:
Wilford: You're not even gonna say 'Bless you'?
Bim Trimmer: I'm sitting here with you, you've been blessed enough.
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Anti: Why do you like sleeping so much?
Dark: Temporary death.
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Chase, crying: I don't get it. I'm just trying to be myself.
Anti, laughing at him while eating popcorn: That was obviously a fvcking stupid decision.
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Phantom: Guys, I need to get something off my chest.
Natemare: Is it your shirt? I hope it's your shirt. Please let it be your shirt.
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Host, not wearing his trenchcoat: I'm cold.
Dr. Iplier, taking his jacket off: Here, take my jacket!
Natemare, turning to Phantom: I'm cold, too.
Phantom: Well, damn, I can't control the weather.
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Nate: So let me get this straight, you and Phantom have been together this whole time?
Natemare: There's actually nothing straight about it, but yeah.
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Dark : Did you just refer to a knife as a 'people opener'?
Anti: Should I not have?

~Gillian.