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Chase: How do I uninstall anxiety?
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Wilford, patting Anti and Dark on their backs: Good job, gays!
Anti: Uh, don't you mean gu-
Wilford: Did I fvcking stutter?
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Anti: Ugh, this is so frustrating! I hate everyone in this room!
Dark: Everyone?
Anti, sighing: Except for you, Dark.
[Can be replaced with Chase and Jameson Jackson]
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Mic Jim: Where are you going?
Wilford: To either eat ice cream or commit a felony.
Wilford: I'll decide it in the car.
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Wilford: I have a plan!
Any Iplier Ego: Does it involve us not getting in trouble?
Wilford: I said I have a plan, not a miracle.
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Dr. Schneeps: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Anti: Can't I smile because I fvcking feel like it?
Jameson Jackson, using sign language: Chase tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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Anti: Sorry, I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Chase/Jack, clearly disheveled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS!
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Wilford: Guys, I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails really work!
Wilford: When I have a problem, I throw a Molotov cocktail at it and BOOM! Right away I had a different problem.
Bim Trimmer: He makes a strong point.

~Gillian.

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