The YouTube Egos: Incorrect Quotes

Twenty-Five

Natemare, texting Phantom: Hello.
Natemare: It's me.
Natemare: I was wondering if you'd like to take me out to eat.
Natemare: Hello.
Natemare: Can you feed me?
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Wilford: I have a question.
Dark: Ask away.
Wilford: Where can I keep a baby goat that I impulsively bought?
Dark: WHAT THE FVCK.
Dark: .. This is a joke, right?
Wilford, bringing in a baby goat: This is Billy.
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Chase: If I swallow magnets will I become attractive?
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Wilford: What would you do if you woke up one day and you were hot?
Dark: I don't know, I'd probably open the window or something.
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Chase: You know what? Underneath it all, you're actually quiet nice!
Anti: Repeat that disgusting slander again and you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
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Wilford: Hi Chase!
Anti, to Wilford about Chase: Don't talk to this guy! He's an asshole!
Wilford, gasping: Profanity!
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Dr. Schneeps: Hey, Host! Are you free on Friday, around 8 PM?
Host: The Host says yes.
Dr. Schneeps, to Dr. Iplier: And you?
Dr. Iplier: Yeah.
Dr. Schneeps: Good, because I'm not. Enjoy your date! *leaves*
Dr. Iplier: Did he just-
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Wilford, to the Jims and Yanderiplier: Why are you report cards on the ceiling?
Camera Jim: You said to raise our grades.
Wilford:
Wilford, going to grab the papers: I did say that, hold on-
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Dr. Iplier: Did Host just tell me he loved me?
Dr. Schneeps: Yes, he did.
Dr. Iplier: And did I just reply with finger guns?
Dr. Schneeps: Yes, you did.
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Uber Driver: I'm close, where are you?
Chase: Oh, I see you.
Uber Driver: Are you that guy in the middle of the road?
Chase: Yeah, floor it.

~Gillian.