The YouTube Egos: Incorrect Quotes

Fourteen

Anti: I smell failure.
Anti: Oh, hey Chase-!
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Mark: What's the capital of Ohio?
Wilford: O!
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Patton: No way, no how, there's no way at all that I would look back, and even if I were to look back..
Patton: *slowly looks back at Thomas's memories*
Patton: OH GOD I LOOKED BACK, I DON'T WHAT THAT DID *screams*
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Dr. Iplier: Okay, step one: Be straight.
Host: The Host greets Dr. Iplier.
Dr. Iplier, mentally: Damnit, failed step one.
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Anti: Listen, JJ, in this world it's yeet or be yeeted.
Jameson, through sign language: I'm literally begging you to stop.
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Dark: I am moronsexual, I am attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses only.
Wilford: Dark! Anti and I tried to make spaghetti in the coffee maker and broke everything!
Dark, taking off his top clothing: You two are such fvcking idiots.
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Patton: My name is Patton with a B and I've been afraid of insects my entire li-
Virgil: Stop, stop, stop, where?
Patton: What?
Virgil: Where's the B?
Patton: tHERE'S A BEE?!
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Anti: All in all, a 100% successful trip!
Dr. Schneeps: Ve lost Chase!
Anti: All in all, a 100% successful trip!
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Silver Sheppard: No one is a better hero than I am!
Jackie-Boy Man: That soda can is a better hero than you are.

~Gillian.