The YouTube Egos: Incorrect Quotes

Twenty-Two

Anti, to Dark: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou hast no class!
Dark, to Anti: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Very hot!
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Chase: I just want someone to love me as much as I hate myself.
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Dark: I want someone to take me out.
Anti/Wilford: Like on a date or with a shotgun?
Dark: Surprise me.
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Patton, talking to a door: I'm funny, right?
Patton: What do you know? You're a door!
Patton: You only like knock-knock jokes!
Patton: *laughs to himself because he's lonely*
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Marvin: Are you okay? You look down.
Phantom: I'm taller than you, it's the only way I can look at you.
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Host/Schneeps: If I run and jump at Doc, he will most certainly catch me.
Host/Schneeps, running at Dr. Iplier: Coming in!
Dr. Iplier: No! I'm holding coffee!
Dr. Iplier: *drops coffee to hold Schneeps or Host*
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Phantom: Natemare and I don't have pet names for each other!
Marvin: Mmhm. Hey, what do bees make?
Phantom: .. Honey?
Natemare, peeking his head out from the kitchen: Yes, babe?
Phantom: ...
Marvin: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Dark: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Wilford: I'm stuff.
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Dr. Iplier: Hey, Wilford, can you give me some dating advice?
Wilford: Just because I'm with Dark and Anti, doesn't mean I know how I did it.

Headcanon: Marvin the Magnificent and Phantom hang out together. Maybe with Host as well.
~Gillian.

Re-posted, sorry.