Twenty-Eight

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by fuckinpinkfairies

by fuckinpinkfairies

Jack: I was born and raise in Ireland.
JBM: What part?
Jack: All of me except my left arm, she's Russian.

Wilford: Hi, welcome to Applebee's, would you like the apples or the bees?
Mark: B-Bees?
Wilford: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES.
Mark: W-Wait-
Yandereplier: *Walks in with a jar of bees*
Mark: WAIT-

Phantom: Are you a cuddler?
Natemare: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION- yeah I'm a cuddler.

Chase: I'm so useless..
Anti: Nah, you're not.
Anti: You can be used as a bad example.

Wilford: Alright, so you and I are married.
Dark: We are not married.
Wilford: Relax, it's just pretend.
Dark: I don't want to pretend.
Wilford: Scared you'll like it?
Dark: Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce.
Dr. Iplier: Are they like this all the time?
Mark: Yes, they are.

Jack: Hello, people who do not live here.
Anti: Hey.
Robbie: Hi.
S34N: Hello.
Chase: Hey!
Jack: I gave you the key for emergencies!
JBM: We were out of burritos.

Nate: Are you in love with Phantom?
Natemare: *sweats* No.
Nate: Then why do you draw 'N+P' in hearts everywhere??
Natemare: It stands for neverending pain.

Wilford: Hey do you want to- stop screaming it's just me- do you want to watch Shrek with me?
Dark: I'M IN THE SHOWER.
Wilford: Ok, well when you're done do you want to watch Shrek with me?

Anti: Say yes to drugs.
JBM: Say no to drugs.
Schneeps: It doesn't matter vhat you tell drugs.
Schneeps: Because if you're talking to drugs, you're taking drugs.

Virgil: I have feelings for you.
Roman: You do?
Virgil: Yes. I feel you're a little annoying.