"Believe Me When I Say This. I'm Here For You" - Jonathan Kent
After defeating some bad guys, Damian got knocked out by one of them. Jon had to help Damian before it's too late. Ones Damian is up, he insisted on having Jon to stay over at the Wayne...
Gotta hand it to Pennyworth. He really does make the best t-bone steaks. The best part is, he really gets the meaning of medium rare.. Whenever I eat medium rare at restaurants, the chef always give me too raw or too fried. Alfred's cooking is just right. Hmm, by looking at Jon who is stuffing his mouth with those mac and cheese, I'm guessing he's enjoying the food as well.
Me: You might wanna slow down there... Don't wanna get a hiccup now do you.... Hmm. On second thought, go ahead. And when you catch those hiccups, I'll be more than glad to help you get rid of them. (Evil smirk)
Jon: Oh yea? What you gonna do? Call Raven or Zantanna to get rid of them?! XD
Me: Oh no.... I have my ways. And they always work. Tips from my mom Talia. Let's see, I can scare the shit out of you, bang your back with a Quinn-size mallet, or I could just sit down, get some popcorn and watch you hiccup all night. Which would you prefer?
Jon: Um, nevermind. I'll just slow down on chewing my food..... Thanks..
Me: Good Jonny.
I wasn't really gonna do that to him. Just wanted to have some fun.
[JON'S POV]
Well I gotta say, the food is amazing!!! The mac and cheese are so sooo good! Wish I had more tho. Dami hasn't eaten his mac and cheese yet. I wonder if he wants them..?
Me: You gonna eat that?
Dami stopped chewing his t-bone and looked at me, one eyebrow up.
Damian: This? (Pointing to his mac and cheese)
Me: Yes....
Damian: Not yet, why? Wait.. I'm guessing you want them?
Me: Hehe, yea... but if you're gonna eat them then it's ok..
Damian: I'll give them to you, IF.....
Me: If?
Damian: If, you'll trade your t-bone for it..
Me: Oh sure! Not such a big fan of t-bones anyways.. Here.. (handing my plate of t-bone to Damian)
Damian: Alright then. Here. (Giving me his mac and cheese) I figured you'd ask for them... I heard you're quite a cheese fan...
Me: Who told you?
Damian: You're dad..
Me: since when..
Damian: At the Fortress of Solitude.. Remember? I asked him some questions about you right after you left the place..
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Me: Seriously? What on earth did you ask him?! And why??
