2Doc Stuff - a Parody Fanfic 😌✨

Lets Swear to be Fluff from now on 🙂

Murdoc: *slurps tea* and for some reason is wearing glasses. Also reading the newspaper.

"Murdoc..." 2D said softly entering the living room.

"I'm real sorry I shoved my finger up ur ass that one day we shall not talk about."
He said. A fake tear coming out of his eye.

Murdoc spit his tea. Noodle, who was next to Murdoc, was in complete shock. Russel who was sitting on another couch was disgusted but not surprised.

"You SHOVED UR FINGER UP MURDOCS
AS-" Noodle was cut of my Murdoc putting his on her mouth to shut her up.

"I rlly didn't mean to!" 2D started to cry lol wtf

"Let's swear to be fluff from now on!" 2D said. Lol hey that's the title of this chapter.

"Uh...sure 2D that's kind of what I wanted anyway"

"You did? :O *happy face* *surprised face*"

"Umm yeah..."

"Ok then" 2D said sitting next to Murdoc. Completely shoving Noodle away. He then placed his head on Murdocs shoulder. Making a UwU face.

"So, wHatS on tv?"

"Why don't u turn it on and find out u rude piece of sh-" Noodle was cut of again

"I should turn the tv on to find out." 2D said with a bitchy tone

"Well I'm gonna skedaddle outta here. You 2 gays enjoy ur gay time. And Russels coming with me. Because for some reason he has to!"
No odle said acting all bitchy itchy

The 2 left with their feets because how else u gonna leave .

It was just Murdoc and 2D now. All alone. No reference intended.

Murdoc and 2D then we're watching TV there was nothing interesting playing. Lmao they both thought. A few minutes later and 2D got bored of watching TV and Murdoc got tired of reading the newspaper.

They both looked at each other now. 2D started laughing for some reason lmfao.

Murdoc was confusion by this. But he started laughing too.

2D then stopped. He looked at Murdoc and smiled widely.

He then hopped on up on Murdocs lap. But nothing sexual rlly. Sure hoe

Murdoc was startled by this. He was just staring into 2Ds eyes. 2D then took Murdocs glasses that he was wearing for no reason and put them to the side And started passionately kissing him. EW

Murdoc fell into the kiss if that's how u say it I'm too tired to check. And started kissing him back cuz that makes sense. EW

2D was holding murdocs face cuz that makes it cuter. I mother fucking guess lmao. Murdoc was holding 2Ds hips cuz that's a cliche thing to do. It was a cute thing honestly it's real sweet if u think about it. Sure 💀

2D pulled away first. Then he nuzzled The crook of Murdoc neck. Going down to murdocs chest. It was a real sweet thing honestly lmao I'm soft thinking about it.

Murdoc then got kind of OOF idk sexual? Ugh idk. He looked at 2Ds ear and bit it cuz guess that's hot. That startled 2D making him make a slight little gasp noise.

"M-Murdoc...what are you doing?" 2D said with an innocent ass kind of tone. "I thought we swore to be fluff for now on?" Stfu

"Yeah but" Murdoc bit harder 🤢🤚
"I just felt like it..."

" a h !" 2D kind of moaned. Murdoc was now going down his neck which was making 2D go crazy flustered embarrassed mad even tho he was like clearly the top in this relationship.

Murdoc started kissing the crook of 2Ds neck. Making 2D laugh cuz that shit must be kind of ticklish so lmao 🤷‍♀️

"Haha Wait Murdoc no!" *laughing noises,
laughing noises, laughing noises*

Murdoc then bit 2Ds neck which made 2D flinch and whine.

Murdoc left a fucking hickey on 2Ds neck. Good job Murdoc. Let's all give him a big round of applause for this stupid ass hoe.

"Huh?" 2D rubbed his neck. He felt the hickey ew. He gasped :O

"YOU LEFT A HICKEY ON ME?" 2D shouted but he was clearly embarrassed cidjwnfickc this shit rlly from 2018 lmfao

"I- I YeaH. Is that a problem? Did you not enjoy it?" Murdoc said in concern.

"N-no..it's not that it's just that...it's kind of the first time you did that to me so it's just weird" liar

"Ah...well someone had to do it eventually"

"U g h but I wanted it to be me. Anyway, you're lucky we're no on tour anymore mister" stfu 😭

"Mister??" Murdoc scoffed "oh my god lmao ur so cute I'm so glad to have u as my boyfriend"
Murdoc stroked 2Ds hair. Ew

"I-......I'm glad ur my boyfriend too..."

They hugged.

The end.

Lmfao who reads this shit

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Y'all not gonna lie this shit cute as fuck who cutting onions?

Theres probably more coming