"I've been thinking" 2D said wiTh a mouthful of toast. "What do you read so much on the newspaper?"
"Huh? Oh nothing rlly." Murdoc took a sip of his coffee. "Just getting to know more about the world ig"
"Wow so smart!" Stuart smiled at him.
Murdoc grinned and continued reading his newspaper- until a loUd tUd next to him kind of distracted him.
It was just nooDle forcing ace to sit next to the gays which almost caused the chair to fall back and yeah u get it anyway Noodle sat next to ace
"So um." Murdoc cleared his throat. "Who's this? Another one of ur hostages?"
Before ace could say anything Noodle cOvered his mouth and spOke for Him.
"Yeah this is Ace my best bud and he's a total Gorillaz fan so he's kinda fucking silently freaking out rn so say hi ace"
" h i " he said which was barely audible.
"I-" Noodle grabbed aces wrist and held aces hand out so Murdoc could shake it.
Murdoc just gave him a awkward grin and shook his hand.
Ace just- tried his best not to laugh like a fucking maniac ig.
Now the 4 of them were just sitting down on the kitchen counter thing awkwardly asf. Tbh if you've read this before this whole ace bs is a re write so I'm not sure where I'm going with this lmao anyways.
"EeW omg" noodle almost fucking barfed when she saw Murdoc and 2D holding hands.
"Bruh chill what you jealous?" Murdoc wiggled his eyebrows Lmao ew can you imagine.
"Fuck you smelly" insert an action here "y'all finna go to Mc Donald's? With out this love triangle bullshit like before?"
"What?" 💀💀2D spOke
"Tf what love triangle?" Murdoc questioNeed 💀💀💀
"Noodle shut up we don't talk about it that's in the PAST." Ace said frowning. Damn my man rlly weren't thru all that ( if you read the story before the re write you'll get it)
"Anyways YES definitely I mean like I would NEVER pass up an opportunity to go to mcdeedee's 😳😳" 2D spoke completely ignoring what happened as we should all too.
"Periodt" Ace repliedz "Anyways wig I'm going to the bathroom where is it y'all?"
"Just round the corner over there..." Murdoc pointed out and was seriously annoyed for some reason bc he's Murdoc.
Ace just sprinted to the bathroom leaving the gays and noodle alone.
"So what's the deal with that guy?" Murdoc asked annoyed.
"Oh he just rlly likes you 2" Noodle took a sip of some random ass tea. "You guys r like.. his teenage crushes or some shit idk aces gay as fuck so I decided to introduce y'all"
"oh" 2D kind of Blushed "he got very good tast tbh"
"I mean- sure 💀" Noodle shrugged
"How tf y'all just 💀 like that?" Murdoc just kinda said ifk
"Lmao 💀😳😔😭✨🥺😌👀🤭💅💖✋🔥😩👈🤷♀️😖👉🥵💃🤡😍😘🤢☺️😰😡👅 tbh idk" noodle repliedzjs
- a few minutes later when ace finally left the fucking bathroom -
"Sorry I-"
"We get it you were jerking off let's go" Noodle said lmao I mean she wasn't wrong.
"I-"
Murdoc and 2D suddenly appeared outta no where and started giggling n shit but like trying not to laugh.
"What y'all fatties laughing at?" Noodle asked
"We shidded" Murdoc said And him and 2D LAUGHED their ass off.
Ace just- omg. Sister was shook. Joke too funny. He wasn't expecting that shit and almost fucking died. He could barely even breath his face was red asf.
"Gays let's fucking GO god damn gay ppl always distracted what the fuck"
"I mean- she ain't wrong tbh 🤷♀️" 2D said.
Before ace could say anything Noodle just dragged him out of the house and the gays followed right after.
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This is still shit tbh but at least it's BETTER shit than the other past chapters 💩💅✨
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2Doc Stuff - a Parody Fanfic 😌✨
RandomThis is a sort of like a parody. It's me writing shit when I'm bored so it doesn't make sense and it's not serious lmao. Don't expect too much of this lol honestly. this is just for fun because sometimes I get tired of writing things properly and ju...
