Murdoc
Hello Murdoc, how ar-
"YES I WEAR GLASSES NOW, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT?"
N-No sir! It's completely fine.
"Thought fucking so."
So Murdoc, what do you think about 2D?
"Huh? Oh umm. My best friend rlly. Has been all my life. He's sweet and dumb. He buys me pins from Hot Topic every week. I...I love him. BUT AS I FRIEND OF COURSE!
Funny you say that Murdoc, but Noodle has confirmed you two as a couple and that you started dating not so long ago.
"What. WHAT?? NO I- WHAT THE FUCK?? WHEN DID SHE TELL YOU THAT? FUCKING BRAT! WE WERENT PLANNING ON TELLING AN- I MEAN WE'RE FRIENDS FUCK OFF!"
Calm Down Murdoc! Please!
"YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU KNOW WHAT?? Fine. Me and Stuart ARE a fucking couple. You fangirls satisfied now? God fucking damn it go suck somebody's d-
A-ANYWAY Changing the subject. what do you think about Russel...?
"Fuck you, anyway. He's mean. I'm the leader of this fucking band. He never gives me anything I want.
Why is that?
"Idk! One time I was like "HEY RUSSEL" and then he said:
"OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS IT NOW MURDOC?"
Then I said "YOU CANT COOK FOR SHIT BITCH"
Then he said "THATS CUZ UR FAT ASS LOVE GREASY FOOD, YOU WANT SOME SOUP?"
Then I replied "HELL NO!"
He said "YOU WANT SOME SALAD?"
I said "FUCK NO!"
Then he says "THEN SHUT UR LIL FAT ASS UP"
Like god damn.
...I see. Anyway, what about Noodle?
Her bitch ass won't stop asking me to go to the mall. NOW SHE AINT GOING FOR A WHOLE MONTH AFTER DOING WHAT SHE DID.
I-
LIKE?? I CONSIDER HER LIKE MY DAUGHTER WHY WOULD SHE EVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO HER FATHER?
Faht-
"You know what? I'm upset rn I want 2D y'all can go gag. Bye bitch."
...bring in Russel please.
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2Doc Stuff - a Parody Fanfic 😌✨
De TodoThis is a sort of like a parody. It's me writing shit when I'm bored so it doesn't make sense and it's not serious lmao. Don't expect too much of this lol honestly. this is just for fun because sometimes I get tired of writing things properly and ju...
