2Doc Stuff - a Parody Fanfic 😌✨

This is SO sick and twisted 😔

They were all in court now. Yeah idk why doe.

"Anything you say can be and will be held against you." The judge said 😰

Murdoc was quiet. He looked around the room with purses lips trying not to smile. He looked over to the judge and with a lil smirk he said "Madonna."

"Omg, you didn't!" The judge exclaimed actually surprised lol

"Omg yeah I did!" Murdoc tucked his hair behind his ear repeatedly all like :)

"Alright then. Madonna?" The judge called. Madonna came in the room outta no where looking annoyed asf. With a sigh, she got against Murdoc.

"Omg wow literally right against me 😳 u seeing this 2D?"

"Ur straight is showing." 2D said with crossed arms lmao he's maaadddd 🤭

"So Madonna! How are you darling? It's been
F O R E V E R ! 🥺💖" Murdoc kissed both her cheeks as if they were old friends lmao which? Isn't rlly a lie I think? (Bro I think they Lowkey fucked lol)

With an eye roll and a DEEP sigh she said "I'm fine, smelly, how about u?"

"I'm SO glad you asked! Doing absolutely FANTASTIC with you here my queen!!! 😍😍😍" bruh he fr forgot this man in court lmao "oh remember the Grammy's darling? Where we PREFORMED?? TOGETHER?? 😳 and I was only wearing underwear?? did- did you like that? 😳👉👈"

"Bro. Ur in fucking court why am I here can I go now?" Madonna tapped her foot impatiently lmao this woman was NOT having it.

"And as my death was once nigh, you, YOU, my darling were the first and last person I thought of 🥰" he hugged her legs for some reason lmao. (This is literally canon)

"BRO IM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE 💀" 2D yelled  across the room lmao jealous much? 🙄

"THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU 2D! WE WERE FIGHTING AROUND THAT TIME SMH YOU MADE A WHOLE ALBUM WITHOUT ME."

"I- bruh 🥺 the WHOLE album was about you. I-I love you M u  d z plz don't do this 🥺👉👈"

"Simp." Madonna replied.

"We're together 💀" Murdoc replied "BUT LIKE I MEAN IF YOU WANNA GET WITH ME I-"

"Alright Madonna you can go now." The smelly ass judge said smh why you gotta do this to him??

"Finna fucking ly." Madonna pushed murdoc away with DISGUST.

"DONNA NO!! 😭😭 UR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE PLZ!!!" She ain't even look back. She just strut away. Damn. Bro you know the things i'd do if Murdoc was like that with ME? I'll spare the details cuz my friend reads these now 💀
(2021 HERE YEAH HELLO???? ,,,anyways,,)

"Ok whatever tbh I got shit to do and you've been in jail so much it's actually making me sorry for you ew. so yeah your free or whatever." The judge shooed them away and got up leaving.

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They were outside the court place now and they were finna celebrate.

"Oh 2D! We d-" Murdoc went to hug 2D but got interrupted.

"No." 2D said with crossed arms. "Im not talking to you. 😔🤚"

"I- but Stu- it's M A D O N N A and-"

"And? Ur literally my boyfriend. I can't believe you've done this 😔"

"Bruh don't be acting like your petty ass self in phase 5 💀"

"Petty?? You think MADONNA is better than ME? Your BOYFRIEND? 2D??" Lmao that kinda rhymed maybe I should write songs lol.

"I'm- you know what? FINE 😡 ( there's no angry crying emoji what the hell 💀)  I hate you 😔 leave me like y'all did in désolé you nasties." (Holy shit I can't believe it's been a year already I 🧍‍♀️)

"Are you crying?" 2D rolled his none existent pupils.

"NO!" Murdoc replied sniffling madly and rubbing his eyes with BRUTE force.

"Tf is desole?" Noodle asked. Finally this woman got to talk lmao.

"We haven't gotten that far in this story but THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU 😭😭😡😡"

"I never said it was SMELLY. This is why we probably left you. You smell. Like gorilla booty crack. That's why you made gorillaz."

"YOURE PART OF GORILLAZ I-"

"I DONT REMEMBER YOU SAYING THAT IN PHASE 1"

"NOODLE THAT WAS 22 FUCKING YEARS AGO!!"

"Whatever. We're not talking to you 🙄🤚"

"I-? Ace?"

"I'm a vegetable 🤷‍♀️"

"Ok ThAts mad funny but just you wait til somebody in a wheelchair hear about this 😳"

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Lol yeah
(I,,, 2021 and that last joke wasn't rlly that funny anyways)