2Doc Stuff - a Parody Fanfic 😌✨

A Day at the Mall 💅

"Murdoc Dearest" Noodle said with a sweet tone. "Can we pleeeeaaaasseeee go to the mall again??" she makes puppy dog eyes.

"Noodle wtf it's already the 3 time this week why don't you ask russ"

"Because. I want you to take me."

"Omfg why don't you take the bus or summ? Or idk LEARN HOW TO DRIVE?"

"But I don't want to. Pretty plz with multiple cherries on top plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz-"

"ASK 2D GOD DAMN IT"

"K"

And with that Noodle walked away.

Murdoc to a sip of his tea. He had a quick gag reflex causing him to almost choke on his tea when he realized what he had said.

"WAIT BAD IDEA DONT ASK 2D-"

It was too late. The front door had closed. Noodle and the singer had left. Guess there would be no alone time between the gays.

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"So Noodle" 2D said getting in the drivers seat
"Where to?"

"The mall thank you very much"

"Ok" 2D sat there. Doing nothing.

"....aren't you going to drive...?" Noodle asked

"Don't remember how to"

"Wtf 2D then why did we even get in the car"

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"So where's the mall Noodle" 2D asked, both of them walking now.

"WTF 2D YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE THE MALL IS? Jesus, what DO you know?"

"Hmm I know...how to sing! Play instruments...and how much I love Murdoc!" 2D said with a childish smile on his face.

This is so gay, yet, so annoying Noodle thought. Don't take her wrong, gay shit was her life, but it was annoying that D and mudz had to be so glued to each other.

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"Here we ar-"

"OOHH BOOKS!" Noodle was interrupted by 2D running off to a store.

"WaIt OmfG" Noodle said running after 2D

The 2 entered this book shop thing store.

"Hey I'm gonna go...check some b-books over there alright?" Noodle said, her cheeks a slight shade of red.

"Ye, ill check these" 2D said flipping pages of a comic book. Noodle leaves.

Moments later 2D gets bored and tries to look for Noodle. He finds her in a book aisle full of weird Japanese books. Lol.

2D sort of hides and watches her read a book which was like clearly summ yuri shit lol He watched as Noodle flipped the pages, her face red, as if she was flustered. 😳😳😳✨✨ gay (wow 2021 update I originally had her be reading citrus but all my homies HATE citrus ❤️)

"Watchu reading there Nood-"

Noodle flinches closing the book supa fuckinf  fast

"N-NothiNG. Omfg ok lets go to the next store shall we??" (2021 who the fuck says shall gay ass lil bitch)

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"Now this 2D, is the more sacred store in the WORLD"

"Woah..." 2D said in Awe.

They entered the store, it was all black. Of course, it was Hot Topic because wtf you guys it's the best store to ever exist.
(2021 LMFAOOO GIRL ITS A HOT TOPIC OK UH 3 YEARS AGO ME GO OFF)