2Doc Stuff - a Parody Fanfic 😌✨

Attracted to Dumbness 🤪

Murdoc & 2D we're sitting on the couch. Murdoc was on his phone while 2D was bored, looking around fiddling with his finger.

"Oi Murdoc"

"Yeah D?"

"I'm bored..."

"Yeah I know, I'm bored too"

. . .

"Wanna make o-"

"Wanna get some ice cream?" 2D was interrupted by Murdoc.

. . .

"Were you about to say 'make o-"

"YEAH LETS GET SOME ICE CREAM, SHALL WE MURDOC?" 2D interrupted.

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The 2 bois entered the ice cream shop.

"So what's ur favorite flavor Stu?"

"Hmm...Bubblegum. How about u?"

"Hmmm my favorite flavor would be... Emo blue haired singers...that smoke a lot...with black eyes...yeah that's it."

"Holy fuck!" 2D gasped "such flavor exists!? Do you think they have it here!?!" 2D ran up to one of the employees to ask them. What a dumb ass lmao.

Murdoc Looks at some camera like he's in The office.

"You see the shit I have to deal with?" He says pointing over to 2D.

He looks away.

"Why tf am I attracted to dumb people?" He heads towards 2D mumbling.

"They said they've never heard of such a flavor..." 2D pouts.

"Yeah cuz it doesn't fucking exist D. I was flirting with you."

"Oh. Yeah I suspected that. Ur way of flirting is weird lol"

"2D lets get our fucking ice cream already before ur dumbness makes me take off my clothes."

"Why would my dumbness make y-"

"PICK UR ICE CREAM 2D!" Murdoc said, super flustered lol he's such a bottom.

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The 2 made their way back. It was later in the evening so it was kind of dark out. Noodle and Russ probably out doing crazy shit.

The boys entered the house. Just as 2D was about to walk away. Murdoc pushed 2D pinning him against the wall.

2D was taller than Murdoc so it was kind of cute. That's what 2D thought at least.

"M-Murdoc? What are doing?"

Murdoc looked at him angrily.

"2D...if you don't stop...acting like such a dumbass in public I swear...I'm gonna lose it.." Murdoc said hella flustered. His face was burning hot.

"So what?" 2D said smirking "you're attracted to dumb people?" Murdoc looked at him kind of surprised. "Yeah I heard you. What are you gonna do? Take ur clothes off in public? Passionately make out with me in front of everyone because my 'dumbness' turned you on?"

Murdoc growled. He leaned in and kissed 2D super fast which made 2D sort of make a
" h m m p h ! " sound.

Murdoc slid his tongue into 2Ds tongue if that makes sense. The 2 super passionately French kissing now. Murdoc brought 2Ds leg against his side. You know? to make things more hot or something.

Murdoc pulled away. Gasping for air.

"Tell me something stupid" Murdoc said heavily breathing.

"Nine plus ten equals twenty one"

Murdoc aggressively pulled 2D closer to his body. 2D purposely moaning. Lmao

"What kind of animal is the pink panther?"

"Oh my god 2D ur so fucking Stupid" Murdoc said taking his shirt off. Kissing 2D again.

(Y'all get this reference lmao?)

"Wait" 2D paused "I thought we promised to be fluff from now on..."

"God, who cares 2D" Murdoc leans into 2Ds ear "we can always break it can't we ?"  he whispers. Biting 2Ds ear. EW 🤢🤢🤢🤢

"Y-YeaH I guess you're right..."

Murdoc started kissing 2Ds ear all the way to his neck. Omg why I gotta write this typa shit why y'all bitches like this 🤮

"W-wait Murdoc" 2D paused "y-you how I feel about hickeys..."

Murdoc paused. . .  . Then he bit the crook of 2Ds neck like the tease piece of shit that he is.

2D gasped

"I told you not to-"  2Ds Gasps again. The sudden touch of Murdocs hand in his boxers was...something new and unexpected. If that's how u describe it lmao I rlly don't know to to describe shit.

"M-Murdoc Wait Wait Wait!" Murdoc paused. Again.

"S-Shouldn't we do this in the bedroom...?"

"Right right...lets go then" Murdoc agreed.

The 2 were making their way over when suddenly-

"What the FUCK you two" it was Noodle omg

"N-NOODLE?? What are y-you doing here??!?"
2D said. In panic.

"UM this is my house too you know?!"

"W-well we thought you and Russ were out or something-"

"No I'm here too." Russ shouted from the kitchen. We heard everything btw. Y'all are so cheesy like wtf"

"Ohmyfuckinggod" 2D hid his face with his hands in embarrassment. Murdoc just looked down. His face burning hot in embarrassment too.

"Yeah." Noodle said "no fucking for you two tonight. Some of us are trying to sleep."

She left.

Leaving Murdoc & 2D embarrassed as fuck.

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Haha ok best chapter so far in my opinion.

Also I don't check to see any writing mistakes so if u see one, oh well.

Happy 2019