Murdoc and 2D were CHILLING on the couch when suddenly murdoc started CRAVING not for dick, but for ice cream 🥰 remember the deal hoes, no smut. 🤭
"Bruh can we like get cold stone? 🥺" murdoc asked :)
"Don't we do this bs in like every fucking chapter doe-"
"Shut your fat ass up skinny." Pickle dad placed a simple h a s t e kiss agaiNsT the SoFt sKin thAt is stu Pid's cheek ☺️ "I'm CRAVING this shit rn."
"K."
And so the gays drove like the 19-2000 video almost crashing somewhere and causing yet another D- Day. we love a speedy king ☺️✨
"We're here 😌"
"Damn ma almost got me killed for the 372837th time now but I ain't mind 😍"
The gays went in the store and got their ice cream and unfortunately for 2D there was still no blue haired Emo pot head flavor smh 😔
When they got out of the store they spoTITed 2 familiar figuRees on the streets talking bout summ.
"Bruh that's noodle and ace 💀" 2Dong slurped his ice cream in a disgusting manner 😍
"Lmao lets see what this fucking crisis is"
And so they walked up to them and they had a fucking?? What's the name of that shit? 📢 this. Sorry queens, completely forgot the name.
There was also a crowd watching them idk.
"Some of y'all bout to be REAL mad at us. But it MUST be said." Ace took a sharp breath. "Gorilla Booty crack."
"PERIODTT!!!" Murdoc screammed from the crowd of booing smellies 🤢
Anyways the gays went up to them
"Tf y'all doing?"
"We're activists." NooDle stateD.
"Yeah we like, active ppl about important matters and such😌💅✨" Ace said I mean like he ain't wrong lmao
"That's not-"
"Shut up Murdoc he ain't wrong omfg they just fucking say so? God damn anyways go on" 2D fiesta hoe quincenera said. We love a - I forgot the word. A straight forward egotistic king 😍
"But bitches HATE us 😔" noodle said "the always booing us"
"Fr 😔" Ace said hella sad
"Omg you hoes y'all ain't doing this right 🙄 " Murdoc got the 📢 speaker? Thing I still ain't remember the name. "This how you do it"
The gay green yelled to grab ppls attention and so every bitch around looked at him. He CLEARLED his throArt and
"Nine." A long, suspenseful silent. "Eleven." The crowd was waiting in anticipation "was bad" he dropped the 📢 and 😌 walked outta there with bitches clapping and cheering left to right as if he was a GOD. Bc he IS!
"Periodt poo wig queen sis TEA!!! Yikes hon u did that!!!!!!!! 🤭🤭✨✨" Ace exclaimed in twitter Stan language.
"Whadda think Stuart PissPot? U 👄 U" Murdoc ALPHONSE Niccals asked his ball of brain damage of a boy friend.
No thought head empty. My man was literally sister shook egg to the core 😳.
"Well I'm waiting for your fucking response are you just gonna sit there and not say anything dumb ass?" Whew Chile the plastic beach phase really jumped out.
"Insiwcjsnwif mudz 🥺👏"
Then suddenly the police came in?? Bc it's MY STORY and I do what I want with it. Anyways 💅✨ "fReEze!" (2021 here tho ACAB fuck the police they ruined this chapter)
"Bruh Im literally not even moving."
"I am a vegetable." Ace said becoming STIFF and a apple bc I think we should acknowledge miss apple more. She's clearly more than a fruit. Anyways I-? Tf was I going with this??
"Y'all going to jail" the police man? Oh my god no- the police woman from the Murdoc chat aka vlad ( I think that's his name) and we pretended to be her? You're an OG if you remember. Anyways. ( true I was there )
"Again?? A fucking gain? Same old shit. Same old FUCKING shit."
"Phase 5 all over again." Noodle said
"And phase 2" ace added
"Phase 1-" noodle said
"Wasn't he in jail after phase 3 or summ?" Ace said which?? Was he?? 💀💀💀 this man rlly been to jail every phase smh I-
"Ok I get it stfu 💀💀💀" Murdoc said while 2D picked his nose. Murdoc done thought that was the hottest thing but it wasn't the time. He was bout to get arrested
-A/N-
😳 (2021 HERE LMFAO ITS CANON THIS MAN WENT TO JAIL LIKE 11?? 13 TIMES LMFAOOOO)
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