This is a sort of like a parody. It's me writing shit when I'm bored so it doesn't make sense and it's not serious lmao.
Don't expect too much of this lol honestly. this is just for fun because sometimes I get tired of writing things properly and ju...
"You know Valentine's Day was like, fuck what day is it? Idk but like 4 days ago right?"
"Yeah wha-"
"And you did nothing about it."
"What are you implying??"
"Wow fancy word"
"That's cuz I'm reading the dictionary right n-"
"That's not the point, I'm saying that you didnt take me anywhere. We did nothing on valentines." 2D like... pouts or summ idk.
"Well yeah I-"
"Take me somewhere. Rn. Plz."
"But I-"
"A restaurant cuz I'm hungry"
"I-"
"I want snacks."
"LET ME FINISH OH MY GOD"
"K lmao"
"How about Olive Garden? Is that good?"
"Yes. You better get me some Gucci ass breadsticks"
"Lmfao ok" Murdoc rawrs xDs
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"So that was nice even tho we just skipped everything bc we didn't know what to write." 2D says.
"What?"
"Lmao What?"
"Idk let's just get home"
*vroom vroom time*
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"We're here lmao" Murdoc says closing the front door behind him.
"YayY" 2D cheers.
"Omg u guys" noodle says out of nowhere. "Happy Valentime" she says handing them chocolates bc lmao
"Valentime?" Murdoc questions.
"Wow you guys rlly need to watch big mouth I swear." She says gently smacking 2Ds face for some reason. "I'm off to do... noodle things Byez"
"Byez lmao" 2D says
*idfk weird silence?*
"Hey 2D"
"Yeah?"
"We're alone rn."
"Lol yeah"
"Do u want to..."
"WanT tO?"
" 👉👌"
"Ooohh lmao sure, but wouldn't it be more like this? 👉 👈 "
"No 2D there needs to be a hole"
"So like this? 👌👉 👈👌 "
"Lmao I guess"
"StOp!" A Wild russel appeared out of no where with a cross in his hand "there will be no gay making tonight."
"UGh oMg uR sUch a CockBlock!! >:( " 2D groans.
"Yes, now go to ur room and be good children."
"K" both gays say in sync.
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So to make a long story short, no, nobody shoved jelly beans up their asses, everything was fine.
But anyway-
To make a long story short.
👁👅👁 all night.
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Omg see you guys? I'm not dead. It's currently 1:31 AM and I remembered I didn't write shit for valentines so here have this trash lmao happy Christmas.
It's currently 10:56 AM and I forgot to publish this last night lmfao.
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