We asked Asked Gorillaz if they were interested in answering some questions, individually. Here are they now. lol
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Noodle
Welcome Noodle! How are you?
"Ehh fine I guess. It's a bit chilly outside but a hoe never gets cold."
Oh Anyway...Tell Us, what do you think of 2D?
"My gay fuck it up mall buddy."
Uh...Gay?
"Oh y'all haven't heard? He's totally gay. For Murdoc!"
When did this Happen!?
"Ehh not so long ago? About like idk 4 months ago or summ."
What do feel about this relationship?
"It's shit. It's annoying. I can't stand it."
Why is that?
"ITS GROSS! Ever since they "first fucked" which btw I HEARD EVERYTHING. they can't stop going at it! I've caught them multiple times. In the kitchen. The living room. The couch. THE POOL."
Um, when were they going to come out to the fans?
"Honestly idk and idc 🤷♀️ big Whoopieses if they weren't planning to."
H-How did you do that with your mouth??
"What? This? 🤷♀️ learned from my bud ace. 🤘"
Ace?
"YeaH, Ace. I met him in a bar one night. He recognized who I was and almost fell to his knees in shock lmao. He's a big fan of the band. Big memester too. Ace if ur watching this, 🅱️."
Interesting...well, anything you'd like to share with us?
"Yeah I got one. A story. One day, I was in my room jamming out to Soho, by Jaden Smith with my headphones on when suddenly, I turned around and I see Murdoc doing weird dance moves behind me thinking I couldn't see! He was mocking me! Stupid dad.
Dad?
What? WHAT NO! I THINK OUR TIME HERE IS OVER!
Wait Noodle!....she left...
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