Murdoc was just- sipping on his cofefev reading on a fucking kindle. We are disgusted.
He GLANCED over to Noodle on the couch on her phone like 👁 🟢👁 so he went over there.
Lol.
"Hey pasta u remember those expired marshmallows 2D shoved in his mouth to see how many fit but spat them all over bc they tasted funny? Watchu done with 'em?"
*sips cofefev but is completely ignored uwu*
"Noodle?" No answer lol "nood?" Silence 🔇
"Nude-"
"Im not talking to you smelly" 🙄🤚
Murdoc high fives her 🙂🤚
"I- get tf out my face" 😠👊
"Bruh why are you so mad at me? 😔 I literally have done NOTHING wrong."
"Tell that to ur criminal record lmao. 11 times in Jail bro? Lmao ur a loser." She giggled going back to playing roblox or some bullshit on her phone. (Yeah I was right lol og AS FUCK)
"Aight y'know what-" he took her phone away from noodles hand 🤭 "u don't get to talk to ur dad like this." 😡
"Ur not my DAD." She snatched her phone back with her karate skills "go grow summ hair or summ"
"I- I LITERALLY HAVE THE MOST HAIR OUT OF EVERYONE IN THIS PLACE??"
"2D's got hair doe."
"ITS FUCKING RECEDING NOODLE AND WE ALL KNOW IT"
"Lmao ur finna have a bald bf. Lmao can't relate 😌🤚✨"
"You have a bald best friend."
"Shut the fuck up smelly you ain't know nun about aces hair. Shoo, vulture." And yeah she shooed him way lmao.
"What hair doe?" He mumbles going away with his cofefev in hand kinda sad. He sPOTted Stuart POT. Lmao get it? pot? Pot head? Cuz it's what he is? Anyways. 💀
"Hey D-"
"SHUT the fuck." He stated turned his face away from Murdoc lmao dramatic bitch. He rlly is doe isnt he? Phase 5 is proof that.
Murdoc raised a br0w "shut the fuck?"
"Yeah. Shut the fuck. Shortie."
"I- IM NOT FUCKING SHORT??"
"U rlly are doe. Ur not even as big as a door Skksksjshdj" he caCklEd.
"Not all ppl are as fucking big as a door you moron"
"I am"
"Shut the fuck up your literally like 6'7 or some bullshit. I on the other hand identify as 6'2 and that's literally the PERFECT height. Cuz y'know I'm just so perfect like that." 😌✨
"Hm that ain't what ur wiki say doe~ 🎵 🎶 " 2D sang song (what's what u call it right? Lmao ) pulling up his phone and showing murdocs wiki thing as 5'9
"I- IM NOT FUCKING SHORT."
"Seems like summ short bitches say."
"Wow ok
F A C E A C H E
You're literally SO disrespectful like? Tf did i even do to you?"
"YOU PREFER MADONNA OVER ME 🙂👊"
"Omfg that was like a whole ass chapter ago let it go, 2D 🙄🖐"
"No. It's Stuart Mcfuggin Tuss Pot, murDICK. Like I said I ain't talking to you 😡🤚"
"Ok 2DICK. I thought ur dad changed ur name to just pot cuz Tuss would make it seem like u we're gay or summ lmao ok den STUpid."
"Wow. Your dick sucking privileges are GONE."
"W-Wait no 🥺👉👈 I-I'm Sorry bb I'll- I'll be better to you."
"Exactly. And that's why I'm better than Madonna 😌"
"Bc u got a dick?"
"I am not saying that."
"Y'know Im like bi doe r-"
"I didn't ask doe."
"I didn't ask for your permission to talk doe. So shut the fuck."
"You are NOT sucking dick tonight 💀🤚 bye" And with that he just left. I honestly don't even know what I'm doing with this chapter lmao I'm supposed to be writing my other fanfics I haven't written in like a month ok shit back to the story.
"Wow. My smelly band mates don't care about me. 😔 they never did 🥺 like never 😢 they never will. 😭" murdoc put his now cold cofefev on the kitchen counter with his kindle I guess and went up to his room, locked the door and BLASTED Whitney Huston and just cried til 3 AM cuz that's what he used to do I guess? What a sad, green man. He's like a grinch. But sassy. Sassy grinch.
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He do be deserving some love and attention from his band members that honestly aren't caring about him enough and from the people that don't have faith in him and believe he'll never change and put him down for saying that he will doe 😳🤚
(Yeah 2021 here I like 60% agree with this now ❤️)
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RandomThis is a sort of like a parody. It's me writing shit when I'm bored so it doesn't make sense and it's not serious lmao. Don't expect too much of this lol honestly. this is just for fun because sometimes I get tired of writing things properly and ju...
