An Author's Adventure

Holiday Parody*

*All credit goes to the artist Dean Martin. I do not own the song.

The festivity is a little late, but I thought this little parody of the duet "Baby It's Cold Outside" would be fun to share. I hope everyone had wonderful holidays and a happy new year. Stay tuned for more Crush Vision next time!

Here's the parody:

I really can't stay
But it's really cold outside
I've got to go away
You actually might die
This evening has been
I'm serious
A fun time
If you don't believe me check the news
Oh well it's probably fine
It's literally below freezing
It's just a little snow
Have you even looked outside?
The roads aren't that bad
Just look at the forecast
It won't be a problem if I go
It's a literal blizzard
It's fine, I'll just leave
You're gonna get frostbite
I can get home in time
Do you have a death wish?
It can't be THAT bad
I'm not paying for your funeral
Stop worrying
Forget the snow just let it go
Maybe they'll call off school
Don't say I didn't warn you
I'll go out and see
You're seriously stressing me out
I really can't stay
This is a really bad idea
'Cause it's cold outside
I gotta go
Yes we've established that
Where'd I put my coat?
Why do you wanna leave so bad?
'Cause I feel like it
What's wrong with my house?
Why does it matter?
I'm starting to take this personally
Wow, look at all that snow
What're you trying to tell me here?
This really blows
Now I'm just offended
It's almost time for dinner
I can cook something...
Don't bother, I'll just go
Do you not like my food?
It is a bit cheap you know
Leave my ramen noodles out of this
I'm just saying
That's the food of the gods you're insulting
Anyway it's getting late
Don't leave it all up to fate
Time to get this show in the road
Honestly it's not worth it
There's just one problem
Oh no what now
It's really cold outside

I hope you had as much fun reading this as I had writing it. Stay tuned 'til next time!