Freddy: welcome kids and today we will be burni-
Carl: Burning Mike....
Lolbit: nu cooking
Freddy: cooking with me Freddy!
Carl: BURN DOWN THIS HELL HOLE!!!
Lolbit: YEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Chica: destroy my kitchen you will be cooked next....
Lolbit: don't worry..... we will make sure it is it's worst condition....
Freddy: SHUT UP!!!!! JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME DO MY WORK!!!!
Lolbit: Hello darkness my old friend....
Freddy: OUT
Lolbit: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MI?!
Freddy: -_-
Foxy: Want to go on another trip?
Bonnie: In our favorite rocket ship?
Lolbit: ZOOMING THROUGH THE SKY?!
Foxy: sigh yes......
Lolbit: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Baby: COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Lolbit: BBBBBLAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Bonnie: So you do eat taters.....
Foxy: ^o - o^
Lolbit: I will never drink coffee again after that incident....
Vincent: Your cleaning that up.....
Lolbit: -_-
Vincent: Where are you going?!
Lolbit: F*ck this s**t, I'm out...
Po-put: NU LOLBIT!!! IF YOU GO OUT THERE YOU WILL-
Chica: 00f
Bonnie: WAT IN TARNATION WAS THAT BIG BANG?! NU DON'T TELL MI IT WAS THE TATERS!!!
Po-put: explode..... sigh... it was Lolbit.....
Bonnie: Does it look like we care?
Po-put: It did a second ago....
Chica: Meep
Carl: Meep
Vincent: Meep Meep
Foxy: Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep
BB: LE GASP! Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep
Chica: LE GASP!!!!
Carl: 00f
Foxy: THE KING OF MEEPS!!!!!
Vincent: Meep city?
Bonnie: NU ROBLOX!!!!!!
BB: Roux....
Vincent: NU
Freddy: SHUT UP OR I WILL COOK YOU ALL!!!!! THIS IS MY SHOW MINE!!!!!
Lolbit: Fine....
Po-put: YOUR ALIVE!!!!!!
Lolbit: Boi
Freddy: OUT. NOW. OR. ELSE
Bonnie: Elsa?
BB: LET IT GO!!! LET IT GO!!! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANY MORE!!!!!
Freddy: -3-
Lolbit: FINE!!!! Everyone to the basement we go.....
Freddy: OKie kids.... There will only be one item we need.... if you mess this up you are an idiot.....
Bonnie: Says the idiot....
Chica: 00f 00f 00f 00f
Freddy: STILL CHILL! STILL CHILL!
BB: Nu Albert....
Lolbit: SUBSCRIBE TO FLAMINGO!!!!!!!
Freddy: ANY WAYS..... You just need one phone..... all you have to do is click the phone icon...... dile the number of a food place and place hit call, place your order.... THEN! This is the important part..... You put the phone on a tray...
Lolbit: oh G0rd
Bonnie: FREDDY NU!!!!
Freddy: Put the tray in the oven.... and turn the oven on....
Chica: *Face palm*
Vincent: The idiot says not to do anything stupid..... and follow his lead.... but then does something stupid......
Chica: 00f
Freddy: Ignore them.... then you wait 30 minutes for it to cook...
Lolbit: We are all going to die....
Chica: 00f
Bonnie: mhm
Freddy: This is taking to long.... let's heat it up with a flame thrower....
Lolbit: RUN!!!!
Foxy: THE PLACE IS GUNNA BLOW!!!!
Bonnie: TAKE COVER!!!!
Vincent: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Carl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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