FNAF Text Messages

Stealthy

Mike: duh nah duh nah

Lolbit: ......

Ballora: Is someone there?

Mike: Nu

Lolbit: Ye

Ballora: *chugs 10 letter bottle of coffee* WHO?!?!

Lolbit: Mmmmwaaaaaa.....

Ballora: -_-

Lolbit: 6-3-9

Ballora: Ligit.... What the f***

Baby: hAaAaAaaaaaAAAAyyYYyy GuYS..... WaNt s0mE m0Re?!?

Lolbit: Baby.....

Baby: hhhhheeeeehhhhhh?

Lolbit: You look horrible.....

Baby: 9-^-9

Ballora: WHAT SHE MEANS IS...... You look very sick, like you look like you are about to puke..... all over the floor...... faint...... and sleep in your own puddle of vomit..... and we will have to deal with you......

Lolbit: Though you do LITTERLY look horrible..... like trash...... like worse then carl...... and he looks bad.....

Ballora: Trust Lolbit when she says that.....

BonBon: Hey guys who is Funtime Freddy wrestling with? It seems intense.... and Freddy yelled at me when I went in our room......

Lolbit: T////^////T

BonBon: Why you blushing.....

Mike: So pure..... *whips tear*

Ballora: WHO THERE!!!!!

Mike: NU ONE!!!! THIS IS JUST SOME RANDOM VOICE!!!!!

Lolbit: Wait..... Mike?!?!?

Mike: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

Ballora: We see you.....

BonBon: And your name shows up as Mike.....

Mike: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! THIS IS NU ONE!!!! IGNORE ME!!!! I AM NOT IMPORTANT!!!!! FREDDY KILLED MIKE!!!!! THIS ISN'T MIKE!!!!!

Lolbit: Gives more excuse to kill you right now.....

Ballora: Yeeeaaahhh.... and why are you yelling.....

Mike: WHAT NU!!!! I'M NOT YELLING!!!! I'M NOT MIKE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! BALLORA!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!!!! I'M NOT YELLING!!!!! IGNORE ME!!!!! I'M NOT MAKING NOISE!!!!!

Lolbit: .....

Ballora: I think Freddy really jacked him up.....

Mike: I'M BEING STEALTHY!!!!! I NOT MAKING ANY NOISE!!!! NOT YELLING!!!! I YELL WHEN I'M NERVOUS!!!!!

Lolbit: Yep......

Mike: DANCEY PANTS!!!! DON'T BE MAD I SHOCKED YOU!!!!!! I CAN'T HELP THAT THEY MAKE ME SHOCK YOU!!!!! DANCEY PANTS!!!!

Lolbit: Want to give him another chance.....

Ballora: eeeeehhhhhh...... yeeeah.... let him survive.....

Lolbit: Okie

~Next Night ( Night Whatever)~

~Mike's Point of View~

Mike: Okie....  just have to be stealthy........

???: Please enter your age.....

Mike: THERE ARE NU NUMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!

???: Thank you for choosing...... derp

Mike: T2T ....... wat is my life......

~Teleported to The Control Module~

???: You will now have to shock B-ba-bal-Dancey Pants.....

Mike: *Laughs* WHY DO I WANT TO UPSET *laughs* D-dancey *laughs while starting to cry* DANCEY PANTS?!

???: Cause I told you to NOOB

MIke: T-T

???: .....

Mike: There was a boy named ???..... He called me a NOOBY..... while down in the sister location..... well I say.... FUCK THAT LITTLE BITCH CAUSE I AM THE NIGHT GUARD!!!!!

???: Well FUCK THE NIGHT GUARD I CAN FIRE YOU!!!!

Mike: -3-

Lolbit: Stop it.... you both sound worse then Bonnie.....

Mike: Okie it is now time to shock Dancey Pants......

Ballora: IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mike: Sounds right to me.....

Lolbit: OOH GARD

BonBon: OOF

Funtime Freddy: STOP MOVING YOU DUMB BITCH!!!!

Lolbit: FREDDY KEEP ALL THAT SHIT IN THERE AND GIVE YOUR SELF PRIVACY! I DON"T WANT TO SEE THAT THING AGAIN!!!!!

Funtime Freddy: It's only BonBon.....

Lolbit: Yes, but the OTHER thing.... 

Funtime Freddy: It's only the LAST night guard

Lolbit: THE OTHER THING FREDDY!!!!

Funtime Freddy: I can't help if Yenndo takes my suit....

Lolbit: THEN TAKE IT BACK WE DON'T WANT TO SEE IT FREDDY!!!!

Funtime Freddy: But that is the one part that generates the coffee.....

Lolbit: I am never drinking coffee again.....

Baby: w0uLd Y0U fR0M vInCeNt???

Lolbit: 0///-///0

Baby: W0UlD y0U

~ Lolbit Shut Down This Server For The Reason of: Coffee made by Funtime Freddy...... ~