Candy...

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A chapter to my favorite story on Wattpad just came out, so I felt it was right to make a chapter as well... (No I'm not telling you the story)

Lolbit: Hey Freddy...

Freddy: Huh?

Lolbit: Hey Freddy...

Freddy: WAT?!

Lolbit: Come here...

Freddy: -_-

Lolbit: Want some cAnDy?

Freddy: I don't like candy...

Lolbit: Come on, everyone likes candy...

Freddy: Well I don't...

Lolbit: Of course you do...

Freddy: No I do not...

Lolbit: Yes you do... I saw you buy candy and eat it yesterday...

Freddy: That was a cake pop...

Lolbit: Same thing...

Freddy: No...

Lolbit: -3-

Freddy: -3-

Lolbit: You look like you like candy... Just come here... I'll give you some...

Freddy: Lolbit I don-

Lolbit: Here just have some candy...

Freddy: I'M F**KING TELLING YOU, I DON'T LIKE CANDY!!!

Lolbit: Sure you do...

Freddy: No I don't!!! Also... 

Lolbit: Hmmm?

Freddy: Why is there a white van in here?

Lolbit: Get in the van...

Freddy: DID U JUST PULL A GUN ON ME?!

Lolbit: Get in the van...

Freddy: HOW ABOUT U GET IN THE VAN!?

Lolbit: Ohhhh~ The double gunplay huh?

Freddy: You get in the van...

Lolbit: No YOU get in the van...

Freddy: You get in the f**king van...

Lolbit: You get in the van...

Freddy: YOU get in the van...

Lolbit: YOU get in the van...

Freddy: YOU GET IN THE VAN!!!

Lolbit: NO YOU GET IN THE VAN!!!

Freddy: YOU 

Lolbit: GET IN THE VAN!!!

Freddy: GET

Lolbit: GET IN THE VAN!!!

Freddy: IN

Lolbit: GET IN THE F**KING VAN!!!

Freddy: THE

Lolbit: I THINK YOU SHOULD GET IN THE VAN!!!

Freddy: VAN!!!

Lolbit: W A I T...

Freddy: Hmm?

Lolbit: How about...

Freddy: How about?

Lolbit: We both get in the van...

Freddy: ...

Lolbit: Ehhh?

Freddy: Alright, let's go...

Lolbit: That was easier than I thought it would be...

Freddy: Huh?

Lolbit: Nothing...

Vincent: Don't trust white vans kids...

Carl: Including the shoes?

Vincent: Sure...

Carl: Especial don't trust people giving out free candy...

Vincent: That's the whole concept of trick-or-treating...

Carl: ...

Vincent: ...

Carl: That's different...

Vincent: One thing's for sure...

Carl: Huh?

Vincent: Don't trust Lolbit with candy and vans...

Carl: Don't trust fans to create ships...

Vincent: Huh?

Carl: Nothing... I said the same as you...

Vincent: ...

(If you didn't get that reference I swear...)

Lolbit: Guys...

Vincent: Huh?

Lolbit: We have a small problem...

Vincent: Hmm?

Lolbit: One of the guns may or may not have accidentally gone off...

Vincent: A gun does not simply "accidentally" go off...

Lolbit: IT CAN!!!

Vincent: How?

Lolbit: Ahhhhh...

Vincent: -_-

Lolbit: Igh't imma head out...

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