FNAF Text Messages

Okie hoomans Part 2 (Sl Edition)

Vincent: Want coffee?

Lolbit: Is it the dRuGed kind?

Vincent: No... Why would it be drugged?

Lolbit: Cause...

Vincent: Why would you want it that way?

Lolbit: I don't, the last time I tried the coffee baby made, I was 100%  convinced Freddy was smokey...

Vincent: Is that bad?

Lolbit: If you consider the fact I chased him around with a shovel yelling TEAM TREES at him...

Vincent: Oop...

Flash:  I'M BACK BISHES...

Golden Freddy: Why is she here?

Flash: Cause I wanna be here...

Golden Freddy: You have your own story...

Flash: Shhhhh...

Vincent: But why are you here...

Flash: I learned there are tactical shovels... 

Vincent: I'm taking it you bought one...

Flash: Yeah!

Vincent: And you came here to?

Flash: To test it out on Freddy...

Lolbit: Why are you talking to us then?

Flash: Can I not talk to you guys? Also cause I can't find Freddy...

Golden Freddy: Don't you even think about it...

Flash: NHAHAHAHAHA

Golden Freddy: SH*T GOTTA GO FAST!!!

Lolbit: I'm concerned...

Vincent: are we gonna go answer the questions?

Lolbit: Yes, stay here...

Vincent: Fine...

Carl: I think she just ditched you...

Vincent: NO LOLBIT COME BACK HERE!!!

~Meanwhile In Sister Location~

Baby: Where is Funtime Freddy?

Funtime Foxy: Idk, Freddy has been missing as well...

Ballora: LE GASP

Baby: Wat?

Ballora: UR NOT HIGH!!!

Baby: Hasn't that happened before?

Ennard: I think it has...

Ballora: But more than once? Why?

Ennard: Cause author-chan is too lazy to write the text out like baby is high...

Ballora: Oooo...

BonBon: Lolbit's here...

Lolbit: Guys you have to hide meh...

Baby: Go into the room behind the stage...

Lolbit: There is no room...

Baby: There is...

Lolbit: There isn-

Baby: See?

Lolbit: Well Ballora can't...

Ballora: I can't believe you've done this...

Baby: JUST HURRY UP!!!