FNAF Text Messages

What the...

Flash: Where's Freddy?

Vincent: He's gone...

Flash: No kidding sherlock...

Lolbit: Flash what are you doing here?

Flash: Looking for Freddy...

Lolbit: To do what?

Flash: To use my tactical shovel on...

Lolbit: Oh gosh...

Chica: Where is Freddy?

Lolbit: Why do you need him as well?

Chica: He locked Carl in the freezer again...

Lolbit: Danmit...

Bonnie: OH MY DEAR LORD

Lolbit: What the...

Bonnie: ALL MY TATERS ARE GONE!!!

Chica: For the better...

Foxy: Hey you...

Lolbit: Wat Foxy?

Foxy: Can ye help meh?

Lolbit: With wat?

Foxy: The Secret Society of the Toilets and The Secret Society of the Washing Machines are at war...

Lolbit: What does this have to do wit-

Foxy: I'm on the side of The Secret Society of the Toilets, aka TSST

Lolbit: I don't like how close that is to my schools name...

Foxy: It's fine... You don't have that many fans anyways...

Lolbit: -3-

Foxy: Look... Carl is part of the TSST as well...

Lolbit: Who is part of The Secret Society of the Washing Machines?

Foxy: You mean TSSWM?

Lolbit: Yes...

Foxy: All the Toys and SL animatronics...

Lolbit: Doesn't that make me a member of the TSSWM?

Foxy: '-'

Lolbit: Didn't think about that did you?

Foxy: You heard nothing...

Lolbit: Okie?

Foxy: Shhhhhhh...

Lolbit: Are you Lefty now?

Foxy: No, shhhhhhh...

Lolbit: Mhm...

Chica: GUYS WE NEED TO GET CARL OUT!!!

Lolbit: Do we really?

Bonnie: YES, THE DAMN CUPCAKE TOOK MY TATERS!

Lolbit: Okie, but we need to find Freddy...

Vincent: Where is Mike?

Foxy: He went to go get Carl, he has the spare key...

Vincent: Ooh

Chica: CARL!!!

Carl: You know I just want one thing...

Chica: Wat?

Carl: To take back my life...

Chica: ._.

Lolbit: Why?

Carl: Cause, before it was all shiny, new, and full of potential... Now it's broken and sucks...

Lolbit: Why do the fans love you?

Carl: Idk... I'm relatable?

Lolbit: ...

Freddy: What is all the commotion?

Lolbit: WHAT THE...

Carl: He looks nice for once...

Chica: Where did you get that mask?

Bonnie: OH MY GOD UR LATTER THEN A TATER!!!

Lolbit: Why are you dressed up as Chisaki?

Freddy: Because...

Lolbit: Because why?

Freddy: I had to play the role for Overhaul...

Lolbit: Hooman season 4 has been over for over a month now...

Freddy: Shshshshshshs...

Lolbit: ???

Freddy: This is past Freddy...

Lolbit: Then where is present Freddy?

Freddy: He's in jail where else?

Lolbit: MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO THIS TIME?!

Chica: Did he burn down/blow up another place again?

Carl: Did he kill someone again?

Freddy: No... He was caught by the heroes...

Lolbit: I'm taking it he no longer has hands...

Freddy: For now yes...

Lolbit: God...

~Sever Shut Down Reason: Freddy and Funtime Freddy are the voice actor for Overhaul and Diavolo from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure...~