FNAF Text Messages

Bonnie Sings....

Bonnie: Okie everyone, pls take a seat the show will begin momentarily...

Lolbit: Is this Bonnie trying to sing again?

Chica: Here are ear plugs....

Lolbit: Thx, wat happened to Carl?

Foxy: Yar, mate we don't speak of the one who's name shall not be said...

Lolbit: Why...

Chica: The one who's name shall not be said is with the one with who's name shall not be spoken of...

Lolbit: Is it Fr-

Chica: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Bonnie: Ladies and gents.... Tater men and Tater gals... I am here to sing a song in memorial for the one who's name shall not be said and the one with who's name shall not be spoken of...

Lolbit: This is so confusing...

Chica: QUICK, Vote on the stories that u think are funny, it helps see that u actually like these stories....

Lolbit: Wat were u going to say?

Chica: Oh ye... QUICK IN ON EAR PLUGS!!!

Lolbit: Or turn off ur hearing...

Chica: True... But Vincent can't...

Lolbit: VINCENT!!!

Chica: OH NU HE CAN"T HEAR U!!!

Lolbit: Why?

Chica: HE HAS AIRPODS IN!!!

Ennard: IT IS I WITH THE EXOTIC BUTTERS!!!

Lolbit: I thought I ate those...

Ennard: Nu, those were the fake ones... he kept the real ones in a safe...

Chica: WAT HAPPENED TO MIKE?!?!

Lolbit: Oh ye...

Bonnie: EVERYONE SHUT UP!!! I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS SO LET ME SING!!!

Vincent: Quit the ego don't u think?

Lolbit: mhm

Bonnie: SHUT UP OR U WILL BE LOCKED IN THE FREEZER WITH THE ONE WHO'S NAME SHALE NOT BE SAID AND THE ONE WHO'S NAME SHALE NOT BE SPOKEN OF!!!

Ennard: oof

Bonnie: FREEZER!!!

Ennard: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Vincent: There was a lever to the freezer?

Bonnie: FREEZER!!!

Vincent: DOWN I GOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo.....

Lolbit: SENPAI!!!

Chica: dum dum da dum dum da dum da da du-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bonnie: FREEZER!!! EVERYONE TO THE FREEZER EXCEPT ME!!!

~A moment later~

Bonnie: Okie~ ready everyone?

*sounds of crickets*

Bonnie: FINE! U will have to here it anyways...

Bonnie: THE SNO-

Bonnie: WHO BRO-

???: FBI!!! PUT UR HANDS UP!!!

Chica: Wat happened...

Lolbit: I called Ballora and told her that Bonnie was holding us hostage....

Vincent: Why did that sound like a man then?

Lolbit: We don't talk about that...

Vincent: oof

Lolbit: Did they forget about the face reveal?

Chica: I don't know...

Vincent: Ask them...

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