FNAF Text Messages

New Character

Vincent: Okie... I new character will be joining us...

Bonnie: Why?

Vincent: Because Lolbit is p*ssed off because her best boi, in her favorite anime, killed her villain best boi...

Bonnie: And?

Vincent: You blew up Freddy...

Bonnie: Why does that matter?

Vicent: Because Bonnie, Freddy is her sub...

Bonnie: Can't you just fill in?

Vicent: NO

Bonnie: Y HOOMAN?!

Vincent: Because Selena beat the sh*t out of me...

Bonnie: So ur embarrassed now?

Vincent: NO

Bonnie: Suuuuuure...

Carl: I wonder...

Vincent: Wat do you wonder?

Carl: Do people know that this whole book is supposed to be a joke and is trash on purpose?

Vincent: Way to go and break the 4th wall...

Carl: Mad cause it wasn't in the script?

Vincent: -_-

Carl: I have a life you know...

Vincent: Sure...

Carl: I'm just an actor trying to feed a family here...

Vincent: WAY TO BREAK THE FIFTH WALL

Carl: Vincent, ur just a character...

Bonnie: There goes the third wall...

Vincent: QUIT BREAKING WALLS!!!

Carl: Have you ever thought about the fact that there is someone writing on their computer, making every conversation that we "speak"...

Bonnie: And the sixth wall...

Vincent: Are you done?

Carl: Yes...

Vincent: Can I introduce the new character?

Carl: Yes...

Vincent: Okie...

Carl: Have you ever thought that this world is just a simulation or dream that is causing right now?

Vincent: CARL-

Bonnie: It would explain why we have dreams that come true sometimes

Carl: I heard somewhere that there is a 50% chance that ur dream becomes a reality...

Bonnie: I wonder how true that is...

Vincent: Wtf...

Carl: Last one... Last one...

Vincent: Hm?

Carl: The best barber in the world can't get the best haircut...

Vincent: Oh...

Bonnie: Oof...

Carl: Also the new character is Nightmare Carl!!!

Vincent: -_-

Carl: -3-

Nightmare Carl: That discussion you guys just had was a nightmare to think about...

Vincent: Really?

Nightmare Carl: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe...

Carl: That was bootiful...

Lolbit: TTnTT

Vincent: It'll be okie...

Lolbit: Okie? OKIE??

Vincent: ?

Lolbit: TELL ME! WAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT UR HERO BEST BOI KILLS UR VILLAIN BEST BOI HUH?!

Vincent: He had to go...

Lolbit: NO HE DIDN'T!!! TTnTT

Vincent: He was too OP...

Lolbit: And Deku and Shigaraki aren't?

Vincent: You got a point...

Lolbit: AND ERI ISN'T?!

Vincent: Lolbit, chill...

Lolbit: YOU CHILL WHEN UR BEST BOI KILLS UR OTHER BEST BOI!!!

Vincent: -_-

Lolbit: NOT TO MENTION! BURNT CHICKEN NUGGET IS PROBABLY GONNA KILL HERO BEST BOI AND TURN HIM INTO FRIED CHICKEN!!! TTnTT

Vincent: Probably...

Lolbit: Ur no help...

Vincent: I know...

Lolbit: -3-

Vincent: F*ck you too...

Lolbit: TuT

Vincent: Better?

Lolbit: ._.

Vincent: Hey, turn that frown upside down...

Lolbit: .-.

Vincent: NOT LIKE THAT LOLBIT!!!

Carl: You need to be more specific next time...

Vincent: -_-