FNAF Text Messages

Shopping...

Request made by Puppet_Master_102

Lolbit: Le sigh....

Bonnie: What is it now? 😒

Lolbit: Nothing, we are just low on coffee and pizza supplies... everything....

Freddy: Then go order some online even I can figure that out...

Lolbit: The internet is down because of the snow storm last night....

Chica: But it's spring and nearly summer....

Lolbit: Exactly... yet we still have snow....

Freddy: 00f

Bonnie: We have to go.... SHOPPING...

Chica: Why the dramatic head twist?

Bonnie: Acting....

Foxy: How are we supposed to do that when we are animatronics....

Vincent: FOXY!!! We haven't heard from you in so long... T-T

Foxy: You avoided my question... but same with you...

Lolbit: The answer is your not...

Freddy: LE GASP?!?!

Golden Freddy: Wanna try that again?

Lolbit: 😑

Golden Freddy: 🙃

Lolbit: Fine...

Freddy: LE GASP!!!! 😱

Bonnie: WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! We can turn human?!

Lolbit: Ye? You didn't know that?

Bonnie: OH MY TATERZ WE CAN!!!

Lolbit: Boi

~After teleporting to the store cause driving is old school~

Lolbit: Are here at de-

Freddy: Wall- ehh... Wallmar- ehh...

Foxy: Let him figure it out... it just takes some time...

Lolbit: Freddy really is stupid...

Freddy: WALLMONART?

Lolbit: 😑😒

Freddy: WAIT NU! WALL-WALL.... ehh

Lolbit: Mart Freddy... mart...

Freddy: WALLMART! WALLMART!!!

Bonnie: You spelled it wrong Freddy...

Lolbit: WE ARE HERE AT ZE WALMART!

Chica: YAY!!! 😁😄

Lolbit: And in we go...

Bonnie: WHERE ARE DA TATERZ?! WE NEED MORE TATERZ!!!

Freddy: I could use a new top hat...

Chica: We need to bake a new Carl... This one is trash....

Carl: HEY!!!

Golden Freddy: We need a new pizzaria....

Foxy: I need a new suit...

Vincent: WE NEED MORE TOAST!!!

Bonnie: NU TATERZ!!!

Vincent: TOAST!!!

Bonnie: TATERZ!!!

Vincent: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Lolbit: SHUT UP!!! STAY WITH MI!!!! NU WONDERING OFF!!!! AND NU SCREAMING OR ARGUING!!!!
ESPECIALLY NU SCREAMING LIKE ALBERT!!!!

Everyone: 😕...

Lolbit: 😠

Freddy: W-why did you teleport us outside?

Lolbit: GET IN DA CAR....

Freddy: RUN!!!!

Lolbit: GET OVER HERE!!!!

Foxy: To the store!!!!

Lolbit: NUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

~2 hours later~

Lolbit: I honestly hate u guys.... 😑

Freddy: We only spent $2,346.78....

Lolbit: Out of my account....

Freddy: Exactly we don't need to worry....

Lolbit: Your not getting payed this month....

Freddy: 😮😶😧😕

Bonnie: At least we got taterz, that is all that matters....

Vincent: And toast!!!! 😃😄

Chica: And a new cupcake! Wait... THEIR'S MORE THEN ONE CUPCAKE!!! AND THEIR MINIS?!?! 😱

Freddy: As well as a new top hat...

Foxy: The only thing they didn't have was a new pizzaria....

Lolbit: ...

Bonnie: Where is Carl?

Lolbit: WE ARE NOT GOING BACK....

Chica: Then I hope that answers your question.... 😕

Vincent: Why are we driving back?

Lolbit: Too lazy to teleport....

Freddy: ....

Chica: ....

Foxy: ....

Bonnie: Meep

~Group chat shut down by Lolbit reason: Unspecified~