FNAF Text Messages

Bonnie's Cooking Show

Lolbit: You know the rules, you damage/blow anything up... UR DEED...

Bonnie: Got it...

Carl: We get it...

Lolbit: I'ght Imma head out real quick...

Chica: Okie, ready? 1 2 3 ACTION!

Bonnie: Hello everybody! And welcome to Bonnie's fantastic cooking extravaganza!

Carl: With Carl!

Bonnie: More or less...

Carl: ;-;

Bonnie: Today we're gonna be cooking up something VERY special...

Carl: Ooooo

Bonnie: First things first, before we even prep the ingredients...

Carl: Wat?

Bonnie: You got to wash these meaty little fingers... Look at these things...

Carl: For a sec I forgot we were in human form...

Bonnie: How... Just how...

Carl: Idk...

Bonnie: Just... Just edit that out okie?

Chica: Wat parts?

Bonnie: Every part with Carl...

Carl: I thought this was my show too...

Bonnie: MMMMMhmmmm...

Carl: TnT

Bonnie: do do do do do da do dum da...

Carl: Ur singing still sucks...

Bonnie: Okie, Now it's time to make sure you get the main course... Ready...

Carl: Did you just kiss ur hand? I mean I know you were lonely but dang...

Bonnie: wAt? No, that's wat all good chefs do... Right Chica?

Chica: Suuuuureee...

Carl: The lonely ones yeah...

Bonnie: -_-

Carl: -3-

Bonnie: Here we have a middle eastern tater...

Carl: Looks like a grenade to me...

Bonnie: You want to very carefully, cut it very slow, as not to get the detonations cuz it seems to- OH SH*T

Carl: MY VIRGIN EARS!!!

Chica: THIS IS A CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!!! LOOK WAT YOU HAVE DONE TO CARL!!!

Carl: I never was able to get the chance to see over the sink...

Chica: Carl, you never would've been able to...

Carl: TnT

Bonnie: AH... AH... APPETIZERS!!!

Lolbit: See? Bonnie is already doing better than you...

Freddy: Pls- OOOOO appetizers- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Lolbit: Spoke... To... Soon...

Chica: DID U JUST BLOW UP FREDDY?!

Carl: So it was a grenade...

Lolbit: BONNIE!!!

Bonnie: I'M SORRY!!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL HIM!!!

Lolbit: No, not that, no one cared for him...

Bonnie: Oh, so I'm good?

Lolbit: NO U F**KING DISTROIDED THE PIZZARIA!!!

Carl: MY EARS!!! Kermits d e e d...

Chica: LOOK WAT YOU HAVE DONE LOLBIT!!! YOU KILLED CARL!!!

Lolbit: THAT WAS THE 112th TIME I HAVE HAD TO REPAIR THIS DAMN PLACE!!!

Bonnie: Imma die aren't I?

Lolbit: You better pray Carl's tactics of playing deed actually kill you before I reach you...

Bonnie: Or?

Lolbit: I'll make you wish you were the one that blew up...

Bonnie: WAIT WAIT!!! Give me something, a riddle, tongue-twister, something... Just give me a chance okie?

Lolbit: Say all eye might without an accent...

Bonnie: All eye might... F**K...

Lolbit: U have 10 seconds to run or pull a Carl...

Bonnie: TnT

~Server Shut Down... Reason: Bonnie's Cooking Show w/Carl has been canceled...~

It is 3:31 am over here... Y am I still up? I had nothing better to do... F in the chat for Bonnie... Maybe Carl as well... MAYBE...