FNAF Text Messages

Element

Lolbit: Mini chapter time!

Vincent: Like a mini theory, tries to be short but ends up long...

Lolbit: ._.

Vincent: Mhm...

Bonnie: Can you two shut up? It's hard to repair all the walls with you two talking...

Lolbit: Leave them, the walls will forever be broken...

Vincent: Why is the chapter called Element?

Bonnie: COME ON I JUST FIXED THE FORTH WALL!!!

Vincent: -3-

Lolbit: Cause...

Vincent: Cause why?

Lolbit: Cause I took an element quiz...

Vincent: Wat does this have to do with the chapter?

Bonnie: I give up...

Lolbit: Cause...

Vincent: Quit beating around the bush...

Lolbit: Fine...

Vincent: -_-

Lolbit: I'm writing a chapter cause...

Vincent: I said quit it with that...

Lolbit: Of 1) I'm too lazy to comment about it...

Vincent: Rlly?? R l l y?

Lolbit: Yes, 2) I haven't written a chapter in a while...

Vincent: Understandable...

Mike: Hey guys not like I was watching hen- I mean anime...

Lolbit: Mhm

Vincent: MIKE! Long time no see...

Mike: Srry, just got back from raiding Area 51

Vincent: Mike that was...

Mike: The aliens took me captive...

Vincent: I-

Mike: Don't question it...

Lolbit: Can I finish now?

Mike/Vincent: Yes

Lolbit: But also 3) It was scary accurate...

Vincent: How accurate can it be?

Lolbit: "Night ~ You control things related to night, along with dark magic. You're a trickster, and love pulling pranks. You're usually alone, not by choice, but because others get so annoyed with your constant pranks. You fear that you will never ever find the light in the darkness. The person always there for you is Day, your opposite. Animal: Leopard Favorite Color: Black Weapon: Dark magic/staff"

Vincent: O h...

Mike: Awwww, u trying to say Vincent is ur day, ur light?

Lolbit: Nah, that would be anime bois...

Mike: PFFF

Vincent: I'm concerned...

Lolbit: Y?

Vincent: Hooman, They... aren't... R E A L...

Lolbit: So? Ur not real yet ur still somewhat my senpai... Well not rlly any more...

Vincent: Who is it?

Lolbit: Only the two bestest bois in My Hero Academia...

Vincent: W h o?

Lolbit: Hawks and Overhaul...

Vincent: *Looks them up* Le sight... 

Lolbit: Wats wrong?

Vincent: 1) This truly wasn't a mini-chapter...

Lolbit: -3-

Vincent: 2) THEY ARN'T REAL!!!

Lolbit: LET ME READ MY LONELINESS AWAY!!!

Vincent: Read wat?

Lolbit: Fanfics...

Vincent: I'm concerned...

Lolbit: -3-

Vincent: And 3) Why them?

Lolbit: Overhaul... I actually don't know...

Vincent: And Hawks?

Lolbit: Oh, because he's H O T...

Vincent: *COUGH* HE ISN'T REAL *COUGH*

Lolbit: AND IF HE WAS?! -3-

Vincent: He would never settle for you...

Lolbit: 1) Ouch 2) You really got to reference from "Lower your expectations"?

Vincent: Yes, but come on there has to be another reason...

Lolbit: Oh, because he has wings...

Vincent: That's it?

Lolbit: Mhm...

Vincent: So if he had no wings you wouldn't care about him?

Lolbit: Essentially...

Vincent: U need help...

Lolbit: I know...

~Group Chat Shutdown Reason: Lolbit's problem...~