FNAF Text Messages

Suspect...

Lolbit: Vincent explain...

Vincent: Look I just wanted to cook with some kids, make them a cake, give them the happiest day of their life...

Lolbit: When u mean by cook with them, do you mean cook them?

Vincent: No...

Lolbit: Why did I hear screaming in the kitchen...

Vincent: Bonnie's potatoes were trying to kill me...

Lolbit: Even though I wear glasses and have terrible sight...

Vincent: Hmm?

Lolbit: When I take them off...

Vincent: Wat?

Lolbit: I can still see the fact that you are a big shady bitch...

Vincent: Come on Lolbit... I didn't kill any kids...

Lolbit: VINCENT THERE IS BLOOD ALL OVER THE KITCHIN!!!

Vincent: That's ketchup...

Lolbit: It smells like pure iron in there...

Vincent: Well um, I did just handle a lot of coins and pennies...

Lolbit: So ur telling me...

Vincent: Yes...

Lolbit: That I smell pennies...

Vincent: Mhm...

Lolbit: I can't believe you've done this...

Vincent: Heh, sorry... Not really...

Lolbit: Vincent...

Vincent: Yeah?

Lolbit: Wat's burning in the oven?

Vincent: Well you see, they are the roasts that I was gonna use on Freddy...

Lolbit: -_-

Vincent: Now Lolbit I wouldn't look in there...

Lolbit: Oh gosh...

Vincent: Don't say that I didn't warn you...

Lolbit: It can't be that- VINCENT!!!

Vincent: Hmmm?

Lolbit: Why... the... f**k... are... there... bodies... in... here???

Vincent: Good question...

Lolbit: I thought you said you didn't kill anyone!!!

Vincent: No, I said that I didn't kill any kids... Keyword there is kids...

Lolbit: ...

Vincent: Those my friend, are teenagers...

Lolbit: That's basically the same thing!!!

Vincent: No, ones and idiot while the other is more of an idiot...

Lolbit: Where were you going with this?

Vincent: Teenagers are tall... while kids are midgets...

Lolbit: I'm a teen, and I think I would still be considered a midget...

Vincent: How tall are you?

Lolbit: 5,3...

Vincent: Oh... oof... Can't help you there...

Lolbit: Wow, such a help...

Vincent: Ur not mad about the bodies?

Lolbit: No, grab a shovel and find them a grave...

Vincent: I have something better in plan...

Lolbit: You know wat... Just do you Vincent... You do you...

Vincent: :)