FNAF Text Messages

This is so sad....

Lolbit: Wat is that horrible noise?

Freddy: Bonnie's playing on the piano...

Marionette: At 4 in the morning?

Foxy: I mean we are supposed to be awake at this time in the game...

Lolbit: Quit breaking the forth wall...

Golden Freddy: Well someone's gonna have to go and talk to him...

Lolbit: Why are you all looking at me?

Freddy: I mean it can't be Flash...

Lolbit: And why is that?

Freddy: She's making out with her shovel...

Marionette: Word has it the shovel's name is Sholl...

Lolbit: ...

Freddy: Anyways we are all too busy to go and stop Bonnie...

Lolbit: Wat are you so busy with then...

Marionette: The fact that manga is much better then it's anime, and the anime ruins the manga...

Foxy: IT DOES NOT!

Marionette: Look at My Hero Academia... The manga is great and you can't wait for it to be animated... *COUGH COUGH SEASON 4*

Foxy: Than wat mate? Hmmm?

Marionette: Then somehow, in some miraculous way, they ruin it...

Foxy: Give an example...

Marionette: Like a touching scene in the manga could be ruined by the laziness of the animators or it just doesn't have the same effect...

Foxy: Have you ever thought it might not have the same effect... BECAUSE U ALREADY KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?!

Marionette: IT SHOULD HAVE THE SAME EFFECT EVEN IF I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT!!!

Foxy: NO IT DOESN'T!!!

Marionette: YES IT DOES!!!

Lolbit: Ight imma head out...

~Wats ur opinion? Or wat I should say, who do you agree with?~

Lolbit: BONNIE!!!

Bonnie: WAT...

Lolbit: Quit it with the piano...

Bonnie: No...

Lolbit: WHY DO YOU NEED TO PLAY THE PIANO AT 4 IN THE MORNING?!

Bonnie: Because mi taters need to go to sleep...

Lolbit: -_-

Bonnie: That's why...

Lolbit: And you have to play Despacito...

Bonnie: Yes, that's the only song that my taters will listen to now...

Lolbit: -_-

Bonnie: Where r u going?

Lolbit: None ya business...

Bonnie: Wat are you doing with that sledge hammer...

Lolbit: Chose...

Bonnie: Chose wat?

Lolbit: Which do I smash? (NOT THAT WAY U PERVERTS) The piano or your head...

Bonnie: The piano... TnT

Lolbit: I feel sad now...

Bonnie: Ur so mean...

Lolbit: We'll get a new one tomorrow, now sleep...

Bonnie: THIS IS SO SAD...

Lolbit: You literally just got out a keyboard...

Bonnie: Mmmmhmm...

Lolbit: Give it...

Bonnie: NO

Lolbit: Now back to anime....

Bonnie: THIS IS SO SAD!!!

Lolbit: How many key boards do you have?

Bonnie: Just this one and that one...

Lolbit: Y E E T

Bonnie: N O

Lolbit: -3-

Bonnie: THIS IS SO SAD

Lolbit: YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYMORE KEYBOARDS!!!

Bonnie: This isn't mine it's the tater's....

Lolbit: Hand it over...

Bonnie: TnT

Lolbit: Don't you say it...

Bonnie: THIS IS SO SAD!!! TnT

Lolbit: Is that one of those tiny dollar keyboards from the store...

Bonnie: Yes I picked it up and took it with me...

Lolbit: Bonnie, that's stealing...

Bonnie: IT IS?!

Lolbit: Yes...

Bonnie: THIS IS SO SAD!!!! SAD DAY SAD DAY!!!

Lolbit: QUIT PLAYING DESPACITO!!!!

Bonnie: MY TINY DOLLAR KEY BOARD!!!

Lolbit: No more instruments right?

Bonnie: Right... TnT

Lolbit: Good, now to see if Marione-

Bonnie: ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO ON MAX VOLUME!!!!

Lolbit: BONNIE NO!!!!

Bonnie: DESPACITO...

Lolbit: THAT CONNECTS TO ALL THE SPEAKERS IN THE PIZZERIA...

Bonnie: heheheehehhHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Lolbit: I HAVE THE POWER OF WATERSHEEP WITH ME!!!

Bonnie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY WOULD U POOR WATER ON ALEXA?!

Lolbit: -3-

Bonnie: She was one of us...

Lolbit: She is nothing like us... all she is is a black cylinder!

Bonnie: With a mind of her own just like us!

Lolbit: Yeah, but we were made first and better...

Bonnie: TnT

Lolbit: Now were done with  Despacito, I can watch anime, and then sleep...

Bonnie: THIS IS SO SAD!

Lolbit: -3-

Bonnie: DESPACITO!!!!!

Lolbit: GET OVER HERE!!!!

~ A little while later brought to you by Flash x Shovel and *insert other random ship(s) ~

Foxy: Ight mate, how did u do it?

Lolbit: I took all his instruments...

Marionette: That can't be all...

Lolbit: Your right...

Golden Freddy: Then what else did you do?

Lolbit: I used tape... Lots of it...

Marionette: I pray that Bonnie's fate was quick...

Golden Freddy: F in the chat for the bunny boi..

Freddy: F*ck this sh*t I'm out....

Foxy: Finally...

Freddy: TnT