FNAF Text Messages

Lelbit's Adventure

Freddy: I'm bored

Bonnie: Well no one cares Freddy, I'm trying to bury mi tatters for spring...

Freddy: -_-

Lolbit: Did that chicken ever get picked up?

Vincent: Nu...

Lolbit: Imma head out...

Freddy: Are u still ticked nu one has seen the face reveal...

Bonnie: I mean she did say it was nothing...

Vincent: U put a damn mask on... That isn't a face reveal...

Lolbit: SHUT UP

Foxy: Come on mates... Lets go sledding...

Lolbit: LE GASP

Freddy: Where?

Bonnie: bUt Mi TaTeRs

Foxy: NU ONE GIVES ABOUT THE SMELLY A** THINGS...

Lolbit: Bro, this is family friendly... Mi christian Minecraft server...

Foxy: And?

Lolbit: Get the f**k out...

Foxy: bUt U jUsT cUrSeD

Lolbit: I'm the director or whatever it is... I can so what I want...

Foxy: That isn't how it works...

Freddy: Yes it is I saw it in the rules...

Foxy: By who?

Freddy: Lolbit...

Foxy: This is why u went in the freezer...

Chica: Anyone know where the trash is?

Lolbit: Carl...

Chica: NO THE TRASH...

Lolbit: Oh... It's in the freezer with the other trash...

Vincent: Waaa...

Chica: Carl is where he belongs... with his own kind... trash...

Foxy: Weren't we going to go sledding?

Lolbit: Oh ye...

Foxy: -_-

Lolbit: Where?

Foxy: The mountains... We're driving...

Freddy: That's to far...

Lolbit: Freddy said something smart for once... 

Bonnie: That's a two hour ride... Mi taters won't last that long in the cold...

Lolbit: Again, no one cares about the damn potatoes....

Foxy: And who said that we would be driving?

Lolbit: You literally ten second ago..

Foxy: Nah, that was 5 minutes ago...

Lolbit: -_-

Foxy: Anyways, grab something to ride in...

After ten million years of talking and waiting for everyone to grab something...

Foxy: Okie everyone what did u grab?

Freddy: A piece of chicken...

Lolbit: Myself...

Foxy: Why?

Lolbit: U didn't question Freddy...

Foxy: WHY?!

Lolbit: Cause we are animatronics... which means we r made of metal... Which means we r slick...

Foxy: That actually is smart... but only the Funtimes can do that... We're made of fur...

Lolbit: Nu sh*t Sherlock...

Foxy: -3-

Lolbit: -3-

Foxy: Chica what did u bring?

Chica: Carl because he is trash... and he is slick because of that... 

Foxy: Chose something else...

Chica: U DIDN'T JUDGE FREDDY!

Foxy: Yeah well that's because Freddy is stupid...

Chica: -3-

Foxy: -3-

Lolbit: Yeah idk what else to write...

Foxy: Quite breaking the fourth wall...

Lolbit: Ye but this part of the story is just rude... I don't want people to think I'm bratty in rl...

Foxy: U WILL NEVER MEET THESE PEOPLE!!!

Lolbit: Ye, but they still determine if the want to read this or not...

Freddy: DETERMINATION

Bonnie: Freddy this is FNAF not Undertale...

Chica: When will u announce that u r working on a new book that hopeful isn't as cringe as the last one...

Lolbit: That won't be announced till it comes out... which won't happen till it is finished... I am know where near done...

Bonnie: Why so complicated...

Freddy: Ye, at least let them see a preview, so that they can be like oh hey that was good, oh hey that was no very interesting...

Lolbit: Your just saying let the readers decide it is good or trash like Carl...

Freddy: Pretty much...

Chica: CAARRRRLLLLLL

Lolbit: This isn't lamas with hats...

Chica: But there is a Mike right there... 

Bonnie: Chica's right he looks pretty dead...

Lolbit: He's just asleep...

Freddy: Huh I wonder where his hands went...

Lolbit: What the hell is wrong with u guys... Even the Funtimes aren't this bad...

Freddy: But Baby is the one who took his hands...

~ Lolbit Shut Down This Server - Reason: I am very concerned about my well being because of these THINGS ~